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I sound like an infant feeling like the very last drops of an ink pen

@rcali08 Infantalizing

Don't ever put this dumb shit on my fyp again.

“I heard you call me ‘Boring Barbie’ when the coke’s got you brave” — Taylor Swift in ‘Actually Romantic’ off ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’

@RayeUpdate the way she and I both sing it the same wayyyy likeeee

📲 Raye via TikTok: “POV: modern day bedtime story”

@sprksflyswft clocking in for our shift at the “huh?” Factory

twh dayy

@crosshairlvr Call that a haira

we're in a wonderful hair era for him rn

@cowboylikeboy Charli xcx made party 4 u.

I dare y’all to compliment an artist you can’t stand 😭

@BanSlowDrivers @BigBirdfyx Oh my god

@BigBirdfyx A good tailor will actually ask “on which side does the gentleman dress?” and it means which leg does your cock rest on.

so...penis having people...y'all just...walk around...with ur penis in one leg of your jeans? how do u choose? can u switch leg sleeves in public? does it get caught in your zipper? does it chafe?

this music may contain hope deluxe…

Kendrick Lemar reputation era incoming

met a guy at the bar who said he was a swiftie so i asked his favorite song. carolina. his favorite song was carolina.

Feeling stupid = u are actually learning.

“I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.” — Abraham Lincoln

@taysweetenr God we’d be so fucked if she did that actually

watch her millennial ass say smth like “Mr. and Mrs. Kelce ❤️‍🔥💍😻”

I just remembered that some people insisted that taylor made the vault tracks as she rerecorded instead of actually taking songs she made years before ... as if this lyric doesn't exist ...

a winner has lost more times than a loser has even tried

@sprksflyswft this is such a good idea actually

since like 2018 i've had a note in my notes app where ive kept track of like notices from people im a fan of and at this point im like when is it just time to stop but also i feel like i just have to continue it for the rest of my life😭

@FoxNews for d4vid

BREAKING: Justice Department announces it's readopting the firing squad as a means of execution

@indicaheadrush @lezfem @lev_vyy @S0NGT0THESIREN Well yes!

@nerdlorswift @lezfem @lev_vyy @S0NGT0THESIREN capitalism and patriarchy come hand in hand btw

victorians were so funny bro they were really out here painting cavewomen with updos and perfectly shaved bodies 😭😭