nerdswithvaginas

Someone ask @elonmusk to my Instagram and Facebook account back. I feel like he some how can get it back 😂 🥺

Day 4,000 of trying to get my @instagram account back. I just want my stupid account with 600,000 followers back

Day 3 of tagging @instagram to get my account back. Mood. Whenever I ask for help it’s only scammers! 😢

@sherilynch @instagram I lost 600,000 followers 😢

looky here @instagram can you you really afford to lose a user like @nerdswithvags? I don’t think so

@brandon_coetze @instagram @sherilynch I keep getting messages saying it will cost me $300 whenever I find someone. Did it cost you anything?

Day 2 of trying to get @instagram to give me my account back. @sherilynch please guide me on how you got your account back

@instagram day 1 of me tagging Instagram to get my account of 600,000 back

Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked

Good morning to Bethan and Bethan only

I love it when guys ask me how big my tits are, like, as if men have any idea what bra sizes mean. I could tell a guy I'm a WD-40 and he'd be like, "OMG. So fucking hot."

sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard

I just realized if Austin Powers was made today it would be about a dude who was cryogenically frozen in like 1992

Matt Gaetz never took COVID-19 seriously because she was a little too old for him.

The neighbours just put the house up for sale. Couldn't resist checking it out on Zoopla. That's our bloody cat.

My kid wrote a song called, “I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

I have lost several dear friends, both parents, and a son. I hated my own sorrow until tonight, when I heard: "But, what is grief, if not love, persevering?" Heart-healing poetry. Thank you, @wandavision.

@3mman3mz I don’t know you but wanted to send you some love!

@DrJenGunter I don’t know you but I love you!

Imagine being so brave to write such things about me and then when I respond to block me. So sad. I was looking to chat about female empowerment and how dissuading women from Pap smears fit that agenda

Hi @KimAnami is this you calling me Voldemort? And *checks notes* “under-fucked?”

@KimAnami Coward!