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Update for the new and OG followers! Felt I needed to explain lack of content etc for this year. I appreciate you all thanks for listening. ❤️

@GriftReport He literally accepted the role you dipshit.

I feel sorry for Paapa Essiedu (the new Snape in HBO's Harry Potter) after watching this It's not his fault it's a bad casting choice.

Made brown butter chocolate chip cookie dough and put it in the fridge overnight. I hope they turn out good. 😤

@Smith_WessonInc Holy… Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me too…

THE 3RD GENS ARE BACK!!!! (april fools, but we are giving away 5 factory-new 3rd gens)

@RealSchlep Go fuck yourself you weasel

Seeing all this discourse makes me so happy because I never want to see people who affiliate themselves with loli content in my space or community again. This isn’t a fringe opinion either. 99.99999% of society see it the same way, and for a very good reason

Keeeeeeep gooooing

“ If America is a gun, then Japan must be a sword.”

@NewBlackStreet 😭😭😭💀

Hogwarts Got Them Secret Chambers Alright

@Devon_Eriksen_ I love this explanation.

Okay, time to explain guns to our new friends. Every day, when I leave the house, I attach a holstered handgun to my belt, under my shirt or coat. I would no more leave the house without a gun than I would walk around outdoors without shoes. Is it because I "need" a gun? No. I live in rural Tennessee, which is state in the American south. It's very safe here. The dangerous parts of America are big cities where the local government is leftist, and they shelter illegal migrant from the third world, and won't send violent criminals to prison. Places like Chicago and New York City. Yet, any time I leave the house, I put on a gun, knowing that I will probably never have to use it, and if I do, it will probably be on an aggressive stray dog, not a human. So why do I do it? Why do many other people who live around me do it? Why do we do this so much that carrying a gun is considered totally normal? If someone spotted it, it would not even arouse a comment, much less any fear. In fact, it is legal to carry a gun openly here, without covering it up. Covering it up is just considered polite. So.... why? Well, try thinking of an English nobleman, during the reign of Elizabeth the First. When he dressed to go ride to court, he would hang a slender fencing sword, called a rapier or smallsword, from his belt. He didn't expect to be attacked. He didn't even expect to fight a duel. And if he was challenged to a duel, he wouldn't need his sword right then. He would meet his challenger later at an agreed-upon place and time. No, he wore his sword because it was an expression of who he was. He was a gentleman, a person of status, with the legal privilege of carrying a sword. By carrying a sword, he asserted his rights and prerogatives as a nobleman. In Japan, you had the same sort of thing happening. The samurai, members of the bushi class, wore the two swords not because they expected to be attacked at any moment, but because the two swords were an essential part of who he was. So, in these two cases, weapons were carried by noblemen as an assertion of status. They had the right to do so, and they did so in order to assert, exercise, and retain the right. Americans carry guns because every American citizen is a nobleman. When we fought the British for our independence, that war began on April 19th, 1775, when British troops, fearing American rebelliousness, marched out from Boston to confiscate guns from people living in the surrounding countryside. Our ancestors did not submit to this. We shot them instead, and they fled back to Boston with their tails between their legs, to cower under the cover of the guns from the warship HMS Sommerset. Thus began several years of war. And when we won that war, we made a country where no government, and no man, would ever be allowed to disarm the people. No agent of the government may say to us, "I may have a gun, and you may not." Because to say that is to say "I am a nobleman, and you are a peasant. I am a master, and you are a slave." We are not peasants here. We are all noblemen. That is the most basic principle of what it means to be an American. I can be impoverished, so I can to be so poor that I live in a van down by the river. But however reduced my circumstances, as an American, I still have the rights and freedoms of a nobleman, of a daimyo, because that is the basic founding idea of the nation we forged on that day. If you come to America to visit, if you walk among us, you will pass many people carrying guns. You will not notice this. You will not see them. You will witness no violence. Everything will be normal. But the guns will be there. Because that is who we are. We don't carry guns to be violent. We don't wish to be rude, or to intimidate people. We keep our guns covered up. But they are the deepest, most essential part of what it means to be American.

Instagramで115万再生になったのでこっちにもアップ🌹 Versailles/ ASCENDEAD MASTER

星条旗ビキニよ永遠なれ🇺🇸👙✨

@yourayx9 Bring whatever you like! 😁

アメリカンバーベキューが非常に話題になっているようですね。 美味しそうだけど、もし行くならばこれを持っていく許可をいただきたい。

My timeline has been the best these last few days holy shit. 🇺🇸🫱🏽‍🫲🏼🇯🇵

@maximilian_ Wtf happened to you man lmao

Lemme just lie about shit to make money, starts to make a lot more sense.

Made fun of a dumb story decision a few times, became the mortal enemy of incest lovers.

They are not ready lol

@SydneyLWatson Spring time I live off of Benadryl XD

Moving to Dallas, Texas is basically just accepting that you're going to have EXTREME ALLERGIES MOST OF THE YEAR. I am so congested I can't see or breathe. Why pollen, why? 😭😂

The great Easter chocolate shortage of 2026 begins 😅

LO MÁS SURREAL QUE VERÁS HOY La seiyuu Sumire Uesaka (voz de Nagatoro y Alya en Roshidere) participando en la lucha libre de Japón repartiendo catedra.

@TheOnlyStig It makes it hard which we like I hate easy mode people

@nerdypatty Blue paint is better but no hud should be fun

Yellow lead paint enjoyers crying about no hud. 😂 This seems interesting and sounds like a very difficult survival horror experience that has my interest.