x - Hysteria Collins
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x - Hysteria Collins
@nervouswee
i made this account to look at heated rivalry edits and now I’m deeply insane about hockey 27, foolish, Australian #letsgopens
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@hudsonsbicep @sidjustkidding We have them in Australia, and in Queensland they even call them that lol
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@sidjustkidding omg learning catholic north americans had mufty day. … ours was once a half-term and a charity fundraiser where u all brought a quid
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@ivvv_a I think I could be married to someone and still not want them to see me shower like that
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@concretehaiis I had assumed it was a hockey equivalent of mad Monday and that he was joining in with his BU friends
Had no idea what marmon was lol
I was like, oh an athlete drunk at a party on a Monday at the end of the season? A likely thing to occur
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@cassbeewrites Ah, yes. The embroidery floss will have picked it up bc that’s synthetic rit dye, not cotton. If the hat was cotton and the thread was polyester, then a rit dye for cotton would be left the thread, but synthetic dye will do the whole lot
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@dot1qtpi @sadsadlady_ “How did she even get pregnant” well first of all, let’s assume that there’s a difference between a consensual sexual encounter and cervical check in labour, shall we
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@dot1qtpi @sadsadlady_ I work in women’s health and some people are so blasé about it, and I’m standing there like 🤡 I literally have that actually
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Going to the gyno and saying you have vaginismus if you’re not planning to concieve they literally are like “yikes… did you try letting him fuck you til it stops hurting?
Vivian@suchnerve
Medical misogyny becomes a tiny bit funny when a woman with a husband reports a medical issue that is preventing her from having sex with him, and suddenly everyone is willing to move heaven and earth to improve her health
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@sidneycrosbunny Whe he lets the beard fill in so it stops serving magician as hard
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@thegallicshrugs I don’t have my name on my profile but omg I’m also an Ailis (no í tho)
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@sidmeowsby Is this a reaction you’ve had before? I’m not a rash expert but diva this looks crazy
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@genocrisp This kept coming up as a TikTok search and I was wondering what the source was
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@concretehaiis Very funny that he’s just like “I just wanted him to like, look at me”
All hockey boys are a lil gay for sid
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@hockeyjtm Lmao. I’m a midwife and nobody on here has ever seen me deliver a baby, therefore I must be lying
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@hideolagirl It’s so cute though, it really sounds like his voice
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@weirdnotwild I mean I’m not American and I agree with you. 19 is the age to be drunk at 1pm on a Monday
You also didn’t refer to him as underage 😭
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this escaped containment and now people don’t realize I said 19 because I’m talking about Macklin Celebrini and this isn’t just regularly scheduled American discourse




x - marzy ✨@weirdnotwild
if there is ever an age to be drunk at 1 pm on a Monday it is 19
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