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@nervouswee

i made this account to look at heated rivalry edits and now I’m deeply insane about hockey 27, foolish, Australian #letsgopens

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@sidjustkidding omg learning catholic north americans had mufty day. … ours was once a half-term and a charity fundraiser where u all brought a quid
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I wonder if Sid would’ve been a fellow catholic school kid if not for the whole hockey child prodigy thing. Poor guy will never know what it’s like to pay a dollar for Dress Down Day
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emma woods wearing a protect the dolls shirt during this time in the pwhl is actually the most important thing to ever happen
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@ivvv_a I think I could be married to someone and still not want them to see me shower like that
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The “oh no there are only rooms with one bed left!!” trope but it’s also in one of those fuckass hotels where the shower is only separated from the rest of the room with a glass wall
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@concretehaiis I had assumed it was a hockey equivalent of mad Monday and that he was joining in with his BU friends Had no idea what marmon was lol I was like, oh an athlete drunk at a party on a Monday at the end of the season? A likely thing to occur
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"macklin at a random marmon party" i think he was there with the BU hockey teams bc the person who posted the scuba video is on the women's team
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So amazing that entire haribo canada strategy right now is just leon draisaitl. They lnow if he can talk to the canadian people we will listen
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@cassbeewrites Ah, yes. The embroidery floss will have picked it up bc that’s synthetic rit dye, not cotton. If the hat was cotton and the thread was polyester, then a rit dye for cotton would be left the thread, but synthetic dye will do the whole lot
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cass biehn | ICARUS FELL on goodreads!
It’s looking promising so far!! The embroidery picked up more of the dye than I intended so the whole hat looks monochrome right now, but 1. It’s still wet, so drying it will lighten everything & 2. I had an idea to cast single-strand silver embroidery floss over the letters
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@dot1qtpi @sadsadlady_ “How did she even get pregnant” well first of all, let’s assume that there’s a difference between a consensual sexual encounter and cervical check in labour, shall we
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@dot1qtpi @sadsadlady_ I work in women’s health and some people are so blasé about it, and I’m standing there like 🤡 I literally have that actually
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chop hoe oomf shady facts and updates
Going to the gyno and saying you have vaginismus if you’re not planning to concieve they literally are like “yikes… did you try letting him fuck you til it stops hurting?
Vivian@suchnerve

Medical misogyny becomes a tiny bit funny when a woman with a husband reports a medical issue that is preventing her from having sex with him, and suddenly everyone is willing to move heaven and earth to improve her health

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I’m still here the immediate distrust fucking kills me
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x - mau 🏒@sidmeowsby·
this started on saturday and exploded on monday. i am allergic to pittsburgh penguins playoff losses @penguins please lock in before i fucking Die
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Educator texted me to check on me after I went home sick and said “yeah the girls said you didn’t look too good” and it’s like yeah and that’s part of the tragedy. Bc I looked really cute today and then all the colour drained from my face
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@concretehaiis Very funny that he’s just like “I just wanted him to like, look at me” All hockey boys are a lil gay for sid
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this is so funny to me because that game the sharks got shut out 3-0. imagine being ned, youre playing your former team for the first time, sidney crosby comes up to chat and then proceeds to absolutely light you up for 57 minutes
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@hockeyjtm Lmao. I’m a midwife and nobody on here has ever seen me deliver a baby, therefore I must be lying
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x - •ash•@crosbyterian·
too much doomposting on the tl let's switch the mood up
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@weirdnotwild I mean I’m not American and I agree with you. 19 is the age to be drunk at 1pm on a Monday You also didn’t refer to him as underage 😭
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