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@Epiousion_ @YIMBYKieran how does the boot taste

@YIMBYKieran You have to use vast exaggerations because the truth is so reasonable

Silly Alexander doesn’t realise he’s supposed to find a niche website called trains67.69 and book a train with 472 changes that leaves at 3am and arrives at 6am the next day

Today I will be bedrotmaxxing all day while also alonemaxxing maybe might even sprinkle in a bit of doomscrollmaxxing and moviemaxxing who knows

Friendly reminder that your cat has no idea what you weigh, how much money you earn, or what you have failed at. They’re just happy they have you 🥹

How lucky we are to experience boring, ordinary, uneventful days. Somewhere in the world, that kind of safety is unimaginable.

"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

@THFCHarvey18 and english rich have pillaged and enslaved for centuries

Immigrants have blown up music concerts in Manchester, killing loads of children. That is worse than every tax dodger that has ever existed.

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

Trump:”I like to hang out with losers, it makes me feel better.”

@Wommando @jeremycorbyn nazi scum. you have no place in the uk

@jeremycorbyn You don't think the rape of women and girls is a problem eh Jezza?

The problems we face are not caused by migrants or refugees. They are caused by an economic system rigged in favour of corporations and billionaires. We are a mass movement for a kinder world. Together, we can take on the far-right — and win.

@DailyTurkic they’re not gonna give away the whole countries gbp 😂😂😂😂

Kosovo will give its players a €1 million bonus if they eliminate Türkiye in the World Cup qualifiers ⚽️🌎

@SuthernGentry @TheLeftMons @UBERSOY1 corny ass nigga

@TheLeftMons @UBERSOY1 I fucking wish. This is just Trump's first term again with slightly more aggressive economics. A bonus smattering of Jew worship with the fun times kicking off in Iran. Trump needs to crack down hard domestically to turn it around, I'm talking executing antifa terrorists.

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❗️We've identified the man filmed intimidating Al Jazeera journalists in London -- he's a serving Met Police officer. declassifieduk.org/revealed-man-f…

“You’ve got us tickets for the next Ipswich Town home game? Excellent.”

@WrightyCOYI @spursfandom @gem_ste nazi scum

@spursfandom @gem_ste Why? I think they’ll be very happy with the response. Bit ironic with the Nazi flags as the left are the ones who don’t like Jews.

The Portman Road refurbishment is a bit on the nose

In what situation would you ever need to press the share button on a porn site

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alexa demie, barbie ferreira, maude apatow and sydney sweeney on the set of euphoria 2019

@lukavinho german talking btw. dont start another world war

der serbische opfermythos ist so insane

NHS and police are "stretched thin" yet they had 4 spare ambulances and 250+ spare armed police officers in the knife crime capital of the world able to be reallocated in 24hrs...