Husband suddenly obsessed with hockey.. sir you are not mysterious.
Roughly how much do we have on the game lol
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Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!
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you ever see two closed windows and think ‘if I open both, we could get a nice cross breeze going’ and then you do and it does
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that’s why no jeep wrangler ever jumped over the moon
Mechanical Knowledge@mechanical_4u
Recent test reveals that a cow is actually more aerodynamic than a jeep wrangler
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He literally starts a competing paper company and forces Dunder Mifflin to buy them out??
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I wish they had shown more of Michael’s business savvy side. He could be very cutthroat. Yes, Michael had those childlike qualities, but he was also a grown man with a real edge.
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Kids parties are wild!!
Little girl lost TWO teeth during the piñata and hardly anyone noticed..
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I used to ask my mom if I could scan our groceries at the self-checkout and I’d go super fast thinking they would see my talent and offer me a job.
lexi@taivannat
and that’s not ridiculous to say like i actually get it
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don’t really feel like washing my face tonight, so i’m going to pretend to fall asleep on the couch. the body protects you from acne when it thinks you didn’t do it on purpose.
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accidentally slept with mascara on and unfortunately it is the secret to waking up beautiful
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Kindergarten field trip today.
Increase their pay. Add hazard pay. Can we just Venmo the teachers?
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Happy Tax Day! May we all fund learing centers across the country with our hard earned tax dollars 🙏🏼
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Yesterday the cashier said I was going to put him out of a job for how efficiently I bagged my own groceries..
Raul has no idea what he did.. I cannot believe it
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