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@metroadlib I'm going 26 years strong with mine, ever since she graduated from cosmetology school.

walked around the corner to my car--wasn't 200 ft from the salon and a dude in an Acura rolled down his window and was like, "I love that hair, Ms. Lady." I said, "Thannnk you! I just got it cut." me and my hairdresser are 17 yrs in the game. strongest relationship I've ever had.

@NYPoliticalMom Happy Anniversary

13 years with this man and he's still keeping it interesting. Still have big news to share. We're just waiting on the go-ahead from the organization. Anyway. It's our anniversary today and, yes, we are *that* couple. And, yes, he's goofy and hilarious.

Please enjoy this teachable moment provided by wannabe educator, Chad.

@MissSassbox You're beautiful and I love the eyes.

proof of life for 2026 while I have legitimate outside clothing on, see you in 2027

@NYPoliticalMom @LizzieMarbach

@LizzieMarbach Studies show people who swear are smarter. Shut the entire fuck up.

Ladies, removing curse words from your vocabulary is a simple and effective way to instantly become more feminine. Women cursing like sailors & dropping f bombs is trashy.

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

@MissSassbox I post this every year for Easter.

if you can smell this picture, I'm so sorry for the trauma you experienced and no one ever apologized so I'm doing it now 😂

@NYPoliticalMom Have an awesome school year!

I officially have a middle schooler. 😭😭😭😭 First day of 6th grade. ‘Member when she was just a little preschooler? 😭😭😭

@MissSassbox I just came across one with my cover letter, resume, and references. Dated 1999

if you used one of these, it's time to schedule your mammogram or prostate checkup 🤍

Happy National Dog Day!!!!

@myronjclifton @MissAngryFlower Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈

Yall, Eliann got birthday balloons 🎈 today She works today so she probably won’t be able to respond until later so I’m hoping you can help blow this tweet up and destroy her notifications. Happiest birthday Eliann , I love you! 😘💕❤️ @MissAngryFlower

@JoJoFromJerz It seems Sundowner has started early this morning. This rambling makes no sense.

He’s standing there and he’s just lying. None of this is true. Not a single fucking word.

he might love dogs, but he damn sure don't like cats

Malia Obama directed the latest ad for A’ja Wilson’s signature shoe, the Nike A’One 🔥💖 @_ajawilson22

🚨#BREAKING: Watch wild and terrifying footage as a high powered speedboat traveling over 200 mph launches into the air then crashes violently into the water 

📌#LakeHavasu | #Arizona

Watch wild and terrifying footage captured from multiple angles as a high-powered speedboat races across the lake before suddenly taking a horrifying, unexpected turn, launching into the air, flipping several times, and crashing violently into the water with a massive splash. The shocking incident occurred during an event called Desert Storm, held annually in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. it’s a major boating event that draws hundreds of competitors and thousands of spectators from around the country to witness high-powered watercraft and speedboats race at incredible speeds to determine the fastest boats in the world. According to local reports and scanner traffic, despite the severity of the crash, the passengers aboard the boat miraculously sustained only minor injuries and were quickly treated by emergency crews on scene. These elite speedboats are engineered for extreme performance and can reach blistering speeds of over 200 mph, making any mishap potentially catastrophic.

@MissSassbox Quilting

what's the one thing you can do that makes you lose all sense of time and not look at your phone at all, besides sleeping?

@MissSassbox Chai latte and/or Green Tea

what's your go-to daily beverage besides water? I mean like, every single day.

@CameronManyawu @IowaHoops Let's go!!!!!

Go Hawkeyes!🐤

@KSHB41 in Smithville.

@myronjclifton It's a dumpster fire I can't turn away from.

Was watching this Tyler Perry series on Netflix- Beauty in Black - and this frightening but also funny scene had me rolling