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Sick days are the greatest.










Signs a girl is recently single: • social media posts increase 500% overnight. over the top posting slop/thirst traps • somehow always traveling every week • makes a random LinkedIn post • downloads Hinge/Cuffed “just to see what’s out there” • suddenly gets into running and posts every run on strava • posts selfies with aggressive song lyrics in the background (always has a matcha in her hand) • drink pic with a mystery hand she refuses to tag • random dog starts appearing in stories like it lives there • “out with the girls” but it’s a completely new roster every night






BREAKING: Iranian Embassy tweets “we’ve lost the keys” after Trump’s Truth Social post demanding they open the strait.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 It's less than 48 hours to Trump's ultimatum to Iran: open the Strait of Hormuz or the power grid gets destroyed. Iran has rejected every U.S proposal so far, and seems to relish the opportunity to call Trump's bluff. So what happens when April 6 arrives, and Trump orders strikes on Iran's grid? 90 million people lose electricity, Iran retaliates on Gulf energy infrastructure, oil spikes, and Hormuz stays shut. This is what a war of attrition looks like, each side taking a beating; Iran literally, the U.S and the rest of the world economically. In the end, it comes down to who's prepared to endure the pain for the longest. Not the smartest approach to diplomacy. Source: @HormuzLetter



BREAKING: Iran has officially told mediators it is not willing to meet US officials in Pakistan in the coming days and the US demands are "unacceptable," per WSJ. Details include: 1. The current round of efforts to reach a cease-fire has reached a "dead end," mediators said 2. Turkey and Egypt are still pushing to find a way forward and are considering new venues for the talks 3. Potential new venues for talks include Doha or Istanbul 4. Mediators are attempting to come up with "fresh proposals" to overcome the deadlock US markets are closed for the 3-day weekend.


































