never got me alive

@SimpleMMO Can we keep the colour scheme? I think it's really cool option!

April Fools' Tags 🎭 ⠀ Have you noticed a tag next to your username? Enjoy it but only for today! ⠀ Let us know in comments which one you've got 👇

@SimpleMMO Small fix of a typo- intervene is meant to be interweave. Sorry

@SimpleMMO I've been doing some minor experiments in the last few days and I'd like to include my opinions based on my findings/feelings (not sure anymore). I hope this is at least of some value to y'all. I just don't want to see my fav game shooting itself in the leg.

Jobs ➡️ Profession ⠀ You can already access this feature, that is currently in beta, but only on the Web App. We expect it to arrive on the app in the next few weeks. ⠀ Let us know in comments what you think about a new feature 👇

@SimpleMMO I might have been overly harsh yesterday, for which I'm sorry now. But my point still stands. In the suggestions part of the Discord, there are some decent solutions to this current situation, which even players like me, who based their playstyle heavily around jobs, would like.

@never_got_me We are sorry to hear you are not satisfied with the update. It's still in beta so changes may be implemented if the development team considers them applicable. 🙌

Damn, I already failed college?!

@SimpleMMO Incredible progress

Throwback 4 ⏳️ ⠀ It's time for another post where you can see how SimpleMMO has changed over time! ⠀ Many years ago you had to hold the button to gather materials but now you can gather all materials in one go 🔥

@SimpleMMO 120K and still going

200 million+ 😱 ...steps have been taken in the game! Keep stepping, players! You can share how many steps your character has made👇

What will happen when we reach the 9'999'999 @SimpleMMO? An award? Or maybe an award for the Level 5? Or the server will spontaneously combust?

@never_got_me Oh so are there your pies SimpleMMO travellers are talking about? 😊

What job do you have in the game? 👇

College, here I come! I even couldn't have chosen a better date than today :)

Done and done @SimpleMMO (the 1 there is no more, but I didn't want the list to be completely empty)

@killedbygoogle I saw my life flash away in those notes. Scared me shitless, I tell you.

uh oh google keep

My luck in @SimpleMMO never ceases to amaze me :}

@kiwithesmol If no one ever sees it, it can be as big or as small as you wish

6 inches IS BIG.

Sometimes you get stabbed in the back by the people who had your back before. I guess this is why I like computers more. People are predictable and I was blind :}

@mikoroonii I'm good at breaking stuff

anyone wanna do a playtest? you dont need a baller pc, just enough to run a basic game. p.s. not a scammer, big balls and nuts ( a scammer would never say big balls and nuts )

@SimpleMMO Those were dark times

Still remember those times when there was a limit on steps. #nostalgia ⏳️

I will understand if any of you think I'm just crying about it and not trying hard enough. I'm currently not in the position of time to be spending my days learning new language and new IDE. Deal with it.

I wanted to participate in the current @PirateSoftware game jam, but new rule set heavily discouraged me and made it basically impossible for me to participate. Such shame! Oh well, time to procrastinate some more.