Kusum Chouhan🇮🇳

“Shortcut से देश नहीं चलता।” ~ श्री नरेंद्र मोदी

Dhurandhar ke baad sabhi unknown men active ho gaye hain. Aditya Dhar for a reason!

@trex_krish1 KitKat heist, Claude vs. OpenAI, Afghanistan vs. Pakistan…finally, April.

January: Faaaaaa February: Faaaaa March: board exams, Holi, Ramadan, Eid, world war, gas shortage, food & petrol price increase, thandi, garmi, barish, floods, thunderstorms, cyclones, t20 world cup, Dhurandhar 2, navratri, Ram Navami, Gudi Padwa, IPL

This guy is gonna cry even more now

@Ayushihihaha ISCKON just got more followers 🙏🏻🚩

Twitter White warriors realising that they were worshipping an Indian all the time

@effucktivehumor Good news for Christians worshipping in the ISCKON temple 🙏🏻🚩

Racist white Christians toward Indians realizing they’ve spent years worshipping an Indian man.

April, be good. (IST 00.01 AM)

@NetflixIndia The eyes, Chico, they never lie. ~Scarface

reply with a dialogue you will never forget

@Swiggy Oh god, NO! Another March madness 😭

matcha rasgulla?? 🤔

My March wish, to be an ant in the room where they have kept the stolen KitKats :)

@Dearme2_ A break with @KITKAT

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@umedpratapsingh Stationary in India has a huge potential, people know these brands as part of family and generations

I have never seen a stapler other than this brand. It has silent monopoly in this niche.

@Mooncastle02 Um, KitKat?

What else is missing from this Thali?

@comfortcafex Just like how KitKat vanished

ek din march reh jayega aur 2026 khatm ho jayega

@Swiggy But KitKat gives us the break :) Instamart, here I come! Hope the buffer is ready

rasmalai is 10x better than waffle 🫶

Really hope this break has nothing to do with the KitKat heist! 🥺

Ate my last KitKat for post lunch sweets today, anyone want to drop some intels on where can I get more?

@Shreyash_here Jaise ki 12 Tonne KitkAt chori hona?

@Chatnovski And March decides to take away the sweetest possible thing away from us after making us go through all this mess :(

Oil shortage is one thing. But the world definitely can’t handle a shortage of KitKats rn. These are dark times.

Because March itself really needed a break! It’s been a looooooooong month, literally :)

@swatic12 This time with Monitoring the situation on X, Binge watching Dhurandhar, Chulhe ki roti, and peak detailing everywhere! :))

Online ludo, dalgona coffee, thali bajana, Ramayan, zoom meeting days are coming back ?