JJ!

@bruce_arthur WE NEED GOALIES WHY ARE WE SENDING HIM TO THE MOON GET HIM BETWEEN THE PIPES

Canada has the biggest astronaut, let’s go

@PacificPaisley @Bitcoin_Teddy Entry level positions are asking for 2-3+ years experience. Degrees don’t mean shit anymore. We were promised hard work & education would pay off. Instead we send out hundreds of resumes a week & don’t even get the curtosey of a rejection email in return.

@Bitcoin_Teddy Wrong question. You should ask yourself: how did I get stuck in a $19/h job? Why wasn’t I serious about life and learn valuable skills?

How am I supposed to pay; $1,600 rent $250 power $110 water $280 internet $130 car insurance EVERY MONTH while making less than $19 an hour???

@JulioHashem Sold out of XLs in my corner of Onterrible too. The end is near…

It’s the beginning of the end. Tell those closest to you that you love them. You may not get another chance.

@SensCentral We’ve been crying that we want someone to have .820 and now that Ully is .900 people are still mad Yeah he’s slow as fuck on those rebounds but he had more shots against him last night. Hes putting in more work than he was at the start of the season. Fire the goalie coach idk

Outrageous stat. Linus Ullmark is 7-0-3 in his last 11 games with a .900 save percentage.

@Senators Muskoka 🍁

Roll call 🗣️ Where is everyone watching from tonight? 📍

@wpbl_official Shame there isn’t a Canadian team. Best of luck this season, we’ll be waiting for y’all to come north 🇨🇦

The inaugural season of the WPBL begins in just five months. 🤩

Hell yeah Ullmark locking in for the last half ! Love to see it Great night to be Sens fan

sweden defeat the usa and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

Lord, take all of Sidney Crosby’s pain, quadruple it, and give it to Auston Matthews

sidney crosby dead wife montage

Canada’s power play line should be considered a war crime oh my god

@malkinsmarner @MarkJCarney @MarkJCarney Do something about this, the country is in crisis

hey @MarkJCarney what is your plan for giving the entire country of Canada mandatory time off to watch each of the men’s hockey games over the next two weeks

@discord I’ve had my account for 10 fucking years bruh I should not have to submit any sort of ID or photo to prove I’m a fucking adult. Fuck outta here. Suck my nuts.

@JamieWhistle He is doing exactly what yall wanted trans people to do fuck outta here

The Winter Olympics begins Friday. There is a trans identified athlete from Sweden competing in moguls. She identifies as male, completes in the female category, and has not started any medical transition. Her name is Elis Lundholm.

@fin0cchi0 Hamilton being on here is fucking diabolical bro

@dahotgirlll @KMNDR_ @TheFigen_ It lowkey traumatized me as a child, I’ll give it a maybe

@KMNDR_ @TheFigen_ Is this movie good

This is “The Devil's Butt”! Cave divers' risky technique to navigate tight passages by removing their tanks.

@LMPD I miss my ‘11 Altima but winter driving in Canada in that thing took years off of my life. Cant even imagine it in the hands of an American 😭

Officers are trying to stream the Rams/Seahawks game but these Altima’s keep hitting guardrails. Knock it off people we’re done for the night.

@WabKinew That’s my fucking (neighboring province’s) premier!!

Canada will never be taken over. Not by China. Not by Trump. We will always be the TRUE NORTH strong and free. 🇨🇦

@slime99eros @uglyblender Bonhomme Carnaval is a franco-ontarien icon just as much as he is a Quebec icon. He is loved by French Canadians far and wide tabarnak

@uglyblender You can’t be saying “Canada” and actually be referring to Quebec, that’s a whole different place

It's hard explaining to Americans that in Canada we have a mascot who is a snowman with a name that translates literally as "good man" who does a high kick as his signature move and everybody loves him

@Barsky420 @TSN_Sports We’ve all been there king all good

@newtspark @TSN_Sports I'm illiterate (apparently) 🤦‍♂️

Sens G Linus Ullmark sat down with TSN’s Claire Hanna and discussed his leave of absence from the team. Full sit down will be posted to TSN's YouTube channel and TSN.ca later today.