President Reverend DB

Ladies & Gentlemen Your Met Gala 2026 Co-Chair

@humortranslate I would punch that cake

Сама идея гендер-пати всегда казалась мне довольно странной. Но это определённо самая ужасная реализация из всех

we r so hot!!! meeting for the first time for a collab is so nerve racking & finding genuine connections in this industry is hard but i’ve fr never clicked w someone so fast i swear my fav collab to date we had sm fun !!! can’t wait 2 be sexy and queen out again ily @wobblymami

Fatboy Slim, 25 years apart. From 2001 to 2026 at Coachella, still a favorite among both young and longtime ravers.

I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk😭😭

why does nobody ever talk about how you can talk to someone at work every single day for YEARS… then change jobs and NEVER speak again.

The video of Paris Hilton’s bodyguard at Coachella constantly following her around is the best metaphor I’ve ever seen for my anxiety that never leaves me alone not even when I’m out there hopping around on the grass dressed like some kind of fairy nymph

Sabrina Carpenter invited Susan Sarandon, who was blacklisted from Hollywood for advocating for Palestine, to deliver a monologue during her #Coachella set.

You not gonna hurt my feelings by calling me broke. I don’t wanna pay $2,000 for a one bedroom apartment. I don’t wanna pay $100 to fill my tank, I don’t wanna pay $600 every two weeks on groceries. Yeah, I’m poor as hell idc lmao.

The real villain was Coach Carr sleeping with two underage students but go off

just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭

if i see u at gorilla biscuits & circle jerks tn and you don’t buy beer from me im gonna hex u

-Uber owns no cars -Airbnb owns no houses -Amazon owns no stores -Spotify owns no music -Netflix owns no cinemas Middlemen always profit the most.

scissor sisters

This is what pro life is supposed to mean btw

We had to smoke out of soda cans with screens from a sink faucet and blow into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets so Gen Z could hit a weed pen at Target

Miley Cyrus "drags" Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy: “She's hosting the Hannah Montana special. She told me her favorite song is rockstar, I asked her if she knew the lyrics and she never knew it said "Tai chi practicing, snowboard champion". I'm like ‘That's the chorus’, she said ‘I never thought about that’. She has a tattoo [of the song] so I don't know how she forgot the lyrics” 😭

Imagine getting in a cab blacked out tryna make it home and you wake up with $3000 in your pocket. You panic cause you don't know how you got the money, 10 months later you're watching tv and see your drunk ass getting in the back of the Cash Cab and nailing all the questions

In 1993, Warwick Davis dressed up as LEPRECHAUN to terrorize the streets of New York, and drink with locals, to promote the film 😅 amazing

Johnny looked so gay here (complimentary)