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A toast for him, may he rest in peace brother 🙏 take heart

A watchman guarding five stalls in Nairobi CBD, all filled with expensive electronics, works alone; very convenient. One day, he is approached by robbers; people he schooled with and even neighbors back in Mathare North. They casually float the idea that this time they want to “visit” him at work and pluck “something small” from his bosses. Knowing how rough and inhuman they are in their operations, he starts sweating profusely. He nervously slips off his jacket and tosses it over the back of his ‘sina taabu’ chair. They are seated at the counter of their local pub, watching a football match. The flamboyant thugs sit on either side of him, sandwiching him. They laugh in sync, bang on the table, and ask the waitress to bring him another half bottle of Gilbey’s, and add it to their tab. “Acha kutense mzae, tulia!” the ringleader tells him. The ringleader tells him; he is about to lay out an intricate plan where everyone will walk away from the crime scene with something in hand. They tell him that, in the full glare of CCTV, they will visit him at work deep into the night and appear to be having a conversation. Then his friend—he points at him—will spray over his head from behind as he seems to engage him in a hearty conversation. The spray will be a normal air freshener, mostly used by Deepstate to keep their environment smelling fresh, but in that brief “drama festival,” he will appear to zone out before falling off his seat as if attacked by a deadly sedative drug. They will tie him up, drag him into one of the shops, and then proceed to clean out all five stalls before bundling everything into a waiting pickup; all in the full glare of CCTV. “Wazungu huita hii situation win-win, my brother,” the ringleader says, patting his back. Confused and shaken, the watchman quietly downs a shot of Gilbey’s in silence. After a moment, he slowly nods. “Wewe ni mjanja!” the ringleader says as they laugh in unison. A few days later, they do exactly as planned. In fact, the footage is shown on national television, and they even watch it together again in the same spot. When the management sees what the watchman “endured” in the hands of the ruthless thugs—and how he was “dosed” with “mchele”—they sympathise with him. They give him a full week off after taking him to hospital to recuperate and recover fully. As the waitress brings another bottle of Martell VSOP, the ringleader quietly passes him a brown envelope under the counter top. The watchman tries to open it, but one of the robbers stops him. “Usifungue hapa… hapo ndani kuna 500K cash!”

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Kugongeana is real But we condemn such

@kalenjinmedia1 Aaih, hii ni ujinga.

Magdalene Chelangat from Sotik met a man who was selling sim cards in kericho in 2022 & bought a sim card. They then exchanged contacts & started communicating. By then she was working in Nakuru. The communication went well & they started dating. The man was fired from his work place in kericho, moved to Bomet county & secured a job as a tea plucker. Magdalene ended up pregnant as they were still dating. The boyfriend then convinced her to move with him to their rural home in Narok county after failing to pay a loan that he borrowed from his employer. She a greed & went home to start a family life with her boyfriend & that's where everything changed. At home, one of the Shemejis informed her that her husband had sold all his piece of land & used the money to eat life & enjoy himself. Then barred her from social media that didn't go well with her. One day, the husband requested to use her phone for sometime coz his phone was out of power. She gave it to him willingly,he left home & only returned in the evening with an empty sim card after selling the phone. She was annoyed that she decided to go back to her parents. She later gave birth to a baby boy & informed him. He sent her some money to buy baby items for the new born. After that she struggled alone with the baby & the family pressure pushed her to the wall that she thought of ending her life & the baby. She then searched for a certain woman who hadn't given birth. She decided to sell her son to the woman for 200k , gave her the 9 months old baby ready to collect the money later. She returned home & went on with life normally but the neighbors who couldn't see her baby informed the local authority & she was arrested. She was charged in court but refused to reveal where the baby was. She was advised to denounce having a baby for the case to collapse. However the IO presented her clinic book & son's birth notification in court that finished her completely. She was sentenced to 20 years in prison.

When those drip stand becomes faulty, they blame Biomed.

Even if you don't respect yourself, just respect your woman. Otherwise, she will disrespect you, and you will start calling women names. Women submit to the level of your discipline. If you are stoic, she will submit. If you are a fool, or a simp, she will be resentful.

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@JoelJirane Huko sides za Biomed mambo ni ngumu pia bana. Mambo haizongi.

All level 4, 5 and 6 hospitals should have oxygen plant, it's unfair patient anakufa just because he/she lacked oxygen. Money allocated for these kind of development huenda wapi?

A moving man will one day meet his luck.The road favours a traveller.

Before siku iishe mnafaa mtuambie nani huyo alisema sindano moja itumike kwa wagonjwa watatu

A whole county hospital has only one theatre room handling all the cases from emergencies to electives in the whole county. Line ya elective operations is more than a month plus. Which country is this?

Students wanatumwa from kmtc or universities kuja kulearn in your institution. They actually need to learn how to perform ideal procedures. But now without the necessary resources, how do we teach them how to perform even a sterile wound dressing procedure when their are no sterile gloves or dressing packs? Then you expect to have competent practioners in future

Our health system is undergoing a crisis so dangerous that we need your voices very loud The amount of avoidable deaths and morbidities is so high and very sad to say the least

Sai kuna CS inaendelea hapo theater lakini wanatumia tochi ya simu. Affordable bloggers wako hapa kusifu huyo jamaa wa energy, sina neno mimi. Complications ikitokea ni madaktari hawajui kufanya kazi yao. Mnadhani ni jokes, incompetency ya hawa leaders itakufikia.

BEFORE I DATE A GUY, I WILL FIRST MAKE HIM USE A COMPUTER WITH SLOW INTERNET TO SEE WHO HE REALLY IS.

Night shift team sai ni baridi wanakazana nayo, heater ilichapa kitambo na kuna governor ananunua tissue moja na 3000.