Nick Greenway

If I were the architect for Trump's Wall I’d build a secret exhaust port the size of a womp rat so the rebels could save the Republic.

States aim to legalize the “Right to Repair” your gear tcrn.ch/2jtFbhm

I'm not running down every Trump security fuck-up, because, let's face it, nobody actually cared about cyber security as a principle anyway.

Does anyone else remember that time a government official got in trouble for using a non-government email to conduct government business?

Trump signs executive order stripping non-citizens of privacy rights engt.co/2ju7Bb8

.@POTUS Twitter account linked to Gmail account—and @realDonaldTrump attacked Clinton for using a personal email?!? mashable.com/2017/01/26/tru…

@washingtonpost We are the military. We've been doing passive aggression w/ pols so long we don't even have to try.

@imraansiddiqi God I hope so.

Citizens United happened because Steve Bannon was mad he couldn't distribute "Hillary: The Movie" due to federal law twitter.com/jermhudson/sta…

@hbo You need to explain to Danny McBride he doesn't rate the Marine Corps colors and get them off his desk in #VicePrincipals

Tennessee governor vetoes bill making Bible the official state book wapo.st/1SEI9q8

Empathy and emotion essential for #NavalHospitalBremerton victim advocates - 1.usa.gov/1XvNvsd #SAAPM

"Not a Louisiana value": Governor adds protection against LGBT job discrimination wapo.st/1SAGD8v

You mean, "has evened out." Besides gay dudes and women deserve just as much eye candy as we straight dudes have had twitter.com/TheEconomist/s…

@KStreetHipster @GreatDismal Also smarter and more pleasant to listen to.

I'm not saying woe is me, I live in a little bubble luckily, but it was creepy and annoying and I thought I'd mention it. Anyway.

I was thinking, like, if he's obsessed with me he has less time to creep on people he could track down and murder, so I just kept deleting.

Like, at first you feel sorry for them. But then it gets super fucking annoying and weird. I was too weirded out to reply him to stop. 😕

I got 10+ emails every day for maybe a year from rotating email addresses telling me about his day and our future. twitter.com/evacide/status…

@TheEconomist Your headlines need work.