El flako

One day, I’ll wake up, brush my teeth, have my bathe, pack my bags, catch a flight and relocate to another country.

i hope from May to December, our lives change for the better.

these niggas don’t even worship God or Allah like that but see

taking a break from women to focus entirely on substance abuse

“I sentence you to watching the 2nd leg of Arsenal vs Atletico Madrid”

economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens

this adult shit is ass

If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.

The earth is just spinning through infinite darkness at 67,000 miles per hour and somehow it also made blueberries?? And laughing?? And the feeling of sun on your face?? What is this place. What a an absolute gift.

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

Ronaldo 970 goals 4 points left to win the league 30 goals left to 1000 7 games left to win the World Cup

What if Harry Kane scores the UCL winning goal against Arsenal

Breasts feed and nurture life. They are the bedrock of civilization. The ass expels waste and can only destroy. The boob man is a creator, the butt man worships chaos.

@ScottKacsmar 😂😂😂

Never hated someone so much who was this funny.

Catch me if you can!!!

Watching this game just made me realise I don’t hate Garnacho and Pedro Neto enough.

"she never fooled you.. you always knew exactly what she was, and you loved her anyway."

All it takes is becoming a sports fan to realize your capacity for hatred and anger

crazy how far you can walk when you’re going insane

sometimes you gotta admit you got distracted and ask God to place you back on course