@JoshBeardRadio Great mix of chocolate and gummy/sour. Elite ball knowledge young man 🫡
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Piss McNulty
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What 25.6 lbs of candy looks like… my kid is a freaking menace 😂😂
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News broke and less than 5 min later @THER4KE sent me the Micah Parsons/Luka Doncic jersey swap pic 😭😭
He’s the devil
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Just did my biometric screening at work and my Fat Free Mass Index was a 28.2
My Fat Free Mass is 201 lbs. I just googled what it means to have a FFMI of 28 and it’s hilarious.
It’s definitely not gonna help with the false @niceguyjer accusations 😂😂
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@JoshBeardRadio Moved to Houston and changed up on your beloved little brother smh
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I ended my Cowboys boycott almost 10 years ago to the freaking day… I said I’d never watch another game as long as Jerry owned the team. I lasted 2 seasons and couldn’t do it anymore…
Well we’re back on! Hopefully I stay strong this time. Sorry @niceguyjer… Jerry’s gotta go
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You guys can call me hamburger boobs from now on because they’re so GD MEATY
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@JoshBeardRadio Uh oh we’ve got a certified old man on our hands here
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90s rules? Team 1 easy
Today's Rules? Team 1 still but it's closer 😂
StatMuse@statmuse
Who wins in a 7-game series? Team 1990s: G — John Stockton G — Michael Jordan F — Scottie Pippen F — Karl Malone C — Hakeem Olajuwon Team 2020s: G — Steph Curry G — Luka Doncic F — LeBron James F — Giannis Antetokounmpo C — Nikola Jokic
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The little kid in Sleepless in Seattle is so real for trying to get his dad pussy
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@JoshBeardRadio Just cause they don’t wanna be great doesn’t mean you can’t be 😤😤
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If you're a gym and your Hours of Operation says you close at 5... Be prepared for a stubborn meathead like me to stay there until 5. Idc if you turn the lights out @ 4:45... I'm staying there until 5. In fact, I'll stay there until right when your clock hits 5:00:00 #PettySZN
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If you were murdered and you could assign any tv detective in your will to find your killer, who would you pick?
Respond with a gif.
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RevHouse@RevHouse_
If you were murdered and you could assign any tv detective in your will to find your killer, who would you pick? Respond with a gif.
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Me waking up to texts from family and friends in Dallas this morning...
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@niceguyjer I mean if we're being honest, if it weren't for me they never would've drafted Travis Frederick or Zack Martin... soo.. I'm pretty much the savior of the franchise.
I think this makes me a bigger fan than you, because I was willing to risk it all for glory
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Texans Twitter yesterday and today is hilarious 😂 Some of you really don't understand what a rebuild is do you?
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@niceguyjer It was ONE year of protest because of Jerry and then he passed the reigns to Stephen. You're welcome for that. It worked.
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If you aren't willing to crawl in the the shit in the beginning, don't try to squirm your way back in later 😂😂
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My son and I just invented the Taclette... Think of like a Double Decker taco but an omlette inside of a flour tortilla and cheese. It was incredible, but the dang thing had to have been like 975 calories alone
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Rough day for Trevon Diggs... Although, he might like it like that. I dunno #NoKinkShaming
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*walking into my in laws house covered in dirt, hair disheveled, half a worm stuck to the corner of my mouth*
“did you know worms actually have a lot of nutritional value”
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