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Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
But with Tylenol don’t take it. Don’t take it. And if you can’t live, your fever is so bad, you have to take one, because there’s no alternative.
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Josh Beard
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Josh Beard
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Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen
Katılım Ocak 2014
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Do you have any idea how fucked your "war" has to be for US Marines to nope out of it?
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Republicans always tell on themselves
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism
🚨BREAKING: GOP Sen. Lankford just said that the Democrats' demands in the Senate were "absolutely absurd; they asked for things, for instance, like ICE could not be at polling places." The cat is out of the bag; ICE is coming to the polling locations in Nov. This is alarming.
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We’re already reaching the “Kim Jong-il was born on the top of a mountain” stage of Trumpism
Acyn@Acyn
RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..
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Republicans REALLY don't give a crap about pedos. This guy is ALL over the Epstein files and literally tried to help jeff with his image and yet they still have him speak at CPAC.
FactPost@factpostnews
Steve Bannon on the Midterms: We're going to hold the House, and hold the Senate, and have Trump come back to mass deportations, right? Mass deportations.
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If you believe this story you may be the dumbest, most gullible person you yourself have ever come across
Acyn@Acyn
RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..
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My kid left yesterday for Iran. Before we hung up, he wanted to discuss his life insurance policy. He’s 19. It gutted me. War isn’t a joke. It’s not something C rate celebs should be making controversial statements about for attention. Shame on you @EW for running this drivel.
Entertainment Weekly@EW
Rob Schneider, who does not have a history of military service, called for the U.S. to reinstate a military draft for men and women amid the war with Iran. ew.com/rob-schneider-…
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“We just told Zelensky the guarantees won't kick in until he does what russia wants.”
This is the Secretary of State of the United States telling the victim of aggression that it must do what the aggressor wants. Never forget. Vote them all out.
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Admitting that you are using the government to kill the free press is not the flex you think it is Brendan.
Acyn@Acyn
FCC Chair: Trump is winning. Look at the results—PBS and NPR defunded. Joy Reid, Sleepy-Eyed Chuck Todd, Jim Acosta, John Dickerson are gone. Colbert is leaving. CBS is under new ownership, and soon enough CNN will have new ownership as well.
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A bill passed the Senate last night 100-0 to fund TSA, the Coast Guard and FEMA. If Speaker Johnson called it for a vote it would pass easily.
But he won’t do that. Because Trump has ordered him to keep TSA shut down and keep the chaos.
Pure incompetence.
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🚨 Do you understand what SCOTUS is about to decide?
in 1857, the Supreme Court ruled that Black Americans... even those born free on American soil.. could never be citizens.. it was called the Dred Scott decision.. one of the most shameful rulings in legal history..
it took a Civil War and 360,000 Union deaths to fix it..
in 1868, Congress passed the 14th Amendment.. "all persons born or naturalized in the United States are citizens".. no exceptions.. no asterisks.. they wrote it that way on purpose.. so no government could ever again decide who counts as American on this soil..
it has stood for 156 years..
Trump signed an executive order trying to end it..
not a constitutional amendment.. not an act of Congress.. an executive order..
and SCOTUS is about to decide if that's allowed..
here's what nobody's saying out loud..
this isn't about immigration..
if a president can override the 14th Amendment with an executive order.. there is no amendment a president cannot override with an executive order..
one executive order just did what the Confederacy couldn't.
Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: SCOTUS is about to consider upholding President Trump’s birthright citizenship executive order.
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FOX NEWS: You and Thune are not on same page. You criticized Dems, but he was the engineer of this. And are you not extending the shutdown? If you accepted what Senate passed, this could end tonight and TSA lines would shrink
MIKE JOHNSON: Chuck Schumer and the Democrats in the Senate--
FOX: Thune propounded this on the floor
JOHNSON: Chuck Schumer ...
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I love how they were like “this is a democrat shutdown” and then immediately made it clear it was actually them
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
JUST IN: House Republicans rejected a Senate deal to reopen the Department of Homeland Security as a government shutdown crippled airport travel, per NYT
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Have you guys even considered what might happen if Iran achieves the ability to shoot lasers out of their eyeballs? Or emit electromagnetic pulses from their brains? Or become invisible?
The Bulwark@BulwarkOnline
Vance suggests Iran could have used nuclear suicide vests: “You talk about people who walk into a crowded supermarket and have a vest on, and they blow up the vest and a couple of people get killed, and that's a terrible tragedy. What happens when what's on the vest is not something that can kill a couple of people, but can kill many, many tens of thousands of people?”
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Netflix just got a $2.8 BILLION payout from Paramount for its failed Warner Bros. deal.
Then Netflix turned around and raised prices on millions of customers.
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Netflix is increasing their subscription prices again: • Ad-tier: $7.99 → $8.99 • Standard: $17.99 → $19.99 • Premium: $24.99 → $26.99
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@BasedMikeLee We vote the third option: "Stop playing politics (both sides) and just do your jobs."
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D. L. Hughley on Trump: “I’m very proud I’ve never voted for a president who raped women and children. I never voted for a president who defrauded charities. I never voted for a president that celebrated the death of somebody. And half this country can’t say that”
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I also heard they were nurturing and training a Godzilla
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian
🚨BREAKING: JD VANCE SAYS IRAN WAS ABOUT TO USE NUCLEAR SUICIDE VESTS IN SUPERMARKETS
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That’s not how this works. Thats not how any of this works.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Bondi: "Being a citizen in our country is a privilege, not a right. And Donald Trump is going to have everyone in this country who deserves to be here who is a citizen."
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