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Bed, Bath, and Beyond Thunderdome is truly my aesthetic.

Find me on the other, bluer app - niciy. That’s also my un on @thestorygraph. 👋

Love hearing Chappell during the @Unrivaledwbb game. We here for the girlies.

Leftover cold rice is so good. Dont @ me.

The fact that there is a Peacock channel that just plays Top Chef 24/7 will be my downfall.

And please, bring the dogs everywhere! I’ll gladly watch them!

I truly love having more couples friends that do not want/do not have children than those who do.

got $5? here’s a document full of gofundmes for Black families that have been displaced in la. it’s ordered by which fundraisers still need the most support and is updated hourly. pick one and donate docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

Traitors US is back and it’s truly for the girls and gays this season.

I’m sorry how did it take five+ seasons of Canada’s Drag Race to use “Fuck the Pain Away” for a lip synch?

Wow. @united just charged me $99 worth of a travel credit for nothing. Their site couldnt complete the sale of the remainder on my card, but sure could charge the travel credit.

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Post Malone legit makes everything worse.

Pre seated for the Beyonce Bowl. Truly the only thing that could get me to watch a Ravens/Texans game, even a quarter of it.

Watching Black Christmas (1974) has become my Christmas Eve tradition. Yuleish… very Yuleish.

@b1llyjoelembiid Omgg I’ll let you drive me places!

Why wouldn’t this completely slammed bar also have a Great Dane just chillin?

I’m sorry, but @1900USANAILS continues to have some of the best merch in the scene.

This is a wholly accurate take.

Possibly the greatest gift to my mother this Christmas will be the decision to go back to my natural hair color for a while.

he’s hot as shit you must acquit