Nick Orr

@tim_micallef Super Bowl 43.

That just might be the greatest game ever. Any sport. If you think it isn't...give me your nomination for a better game.

@DriveBC @significantfig @AM730Traffic Cool link… if you’re wondering what a website looked like in 1996. Leaving people stranded in cars for 8 hours without any explanation beyond ‘can’t use counter flow because of “safety issue”’ is another level of incompetence.

@significantfig @AM730Traffic The incident is still being cleared and updates can be found at the link on tweet.

⛔ REMINDER - #GeorgeMasseyTunnel - Southbound Vehicle incident south of Steveston. Traffic is being diverted through the bus lane before merging back into the right lane. Expect heavy congestion and long delays. More info: drivebc.ca/mobile/pub/eve… #DeltaBC #RichmondBC #BCHwy99

@francisxwolf Berlinder.

@JonahDispatch Infrastructure of Madison County.

Infrastructure Over The River Kwai (see what I did there?)

Question for guys: Which female character from a movie would you be happiest to marry & have kids with? (if you were single, & she magically came to life, & was willing to be your wife)

@PreetBharara Off corse I do! Im not a Filistine!

Do you proofread your emails before hitting send?

@JonahDispatch And yet another example of a limited series that could have easily wrapped in 4-6 episodes, but demanded our eyeballs for 10. That’s becoming my number one beef with television. Also, just finished Suicide of the West and recommending it to anyone who will listen. Thank you.

I feel betrayed by Your Honor. It convinced me in the early episodes that the writing was good. It wasn’t.

@bertkreischer @TheRock Samuel L. Jackson, stupid.

I need some suggestions for a mural I’m putting in my new gym so far I got Mickey Mantle, @TheRock, Winston Churchill - who am I forgetting??

Might see another #GameStop one day. But not until absolutely everyone has forgotten about this one. #aphria

@JonahDispatch ‘I mean, Twitter is just a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-you’s.’ - Whinston Churchill.

“The lesson of Twitter is, never quote literature or the Bible unless you’re absolutely sure you’re right.” — Herman Melville.

@XicanoDeKCenMKE @SportsCenter @WHoltzman Tom would have pulled one out of his glovebox, or his wallet, or that drawer beside the sink that has weird keys in it. Then the party would have gone on while someone dove, like 14’ down to get the trophy in question. And everyone would have had fun but you.🤷‍♂️

Tom Brady really THREW the Lombardi Trophy to Gronk on another boat 😱 (via @WHoltzman)

@RickWrightNow I wish I could though.

@RickWrightNow No😞

Can you write a sentence without using the letter "E"?

@michaeljknowles I’m so sorry this is happening to you.🤷‍♂️

Simply unbearable.

@jodyvance Are you done yet?

#Yellowstone season 3 finale. Everything is on silent.

@scrowder So you bought 10 shitty pillows because...MAGA?... and TDS is something that the libs suffer from?... #everythingisstupid

@SarahKSilverman Right?!

Be Ted Lasso

@Canadian_Grump Ahhh, forgot about Stan. I’ll have to revisit this.

Is there a difference between ‘greatest of all time’ and ‘best player of all time?’ Because regardless of his career stats, I think Conner McDavid is the best hockey player that has ever lived.