Nick Cordingly

UK exit polls: bing bong, here’s the prime minister US exit polls: is it better to be loved or feared? Give your answer to the nearest cubit

@asoopdragon SotaDICK amirite

@asoopdragon sikunder burnes was definitely like ‘well plato says it’s ok so might as well’

lady death x disease

Least psychosexually deranged Conservative Party member.

know that I am screaming rn

mother monstro

@ShhhhBen And how is it

Beyoncé after 14 years of Lady Gaga fans asking her where the Telphone sequel is

Sometimes I’ll buy one of those really big bags of posh Tyrells Crisps and think “why, this amount of crisps will last me three, maybe four days?”. But then I will sit down with the big bag of crisps, and I will enter into what might medically be referred to as a “crisp trance”.

Rocking up to Durham like

@privateJ15 The whole of BBC sport

going to get a lot of use out of this

🥹

@sleepy_homo No ❤️

Do I look masc

@Dexbutpriv The theme being….?

in ten years jamie lloyd is gonna have lady gaga doing the craziest gypsy revival you can ever imagine

"is rocky horror problematic" what if a meteor crashed to earth and killed us all