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now we’re Cooking with gas
tanya@Tanya_Sabrinaaa
it's ableist to say watching porn is bad, people with aphantasia can't picture titties on their own
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I am addicted to pornography for about 6 minutes and then I want NOTHING to do with the crap!
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I disagree with most of the definitions in the Merriam-Webster dictionary, but it's still useful for the spelling
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I love very job-specific insults. “This is why you still fly a regional jet” is so good.
CBS News@CBSNews
Two pilots appeared to make meowing noises and dog barks as they communicated with each other before air traffic control at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport called them out on Sunday. "You guys, you need to be professional," an air traffic controller is heard saying.
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I’m either about to fart this stomach ache away, or shit all over my couch, and there’s only one way to find out
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Coming home not expecting an argument and there’s a six pack of beers on the porch like ammo before a boss fight
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Its not "for free" that money is used to fund infrastructure and public goods throughout Israel
david 🔛⛓️@davidonchainx
When you realize that paying 30% income tax means you basically work 100 days a year for free
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Them: "Awesome, I'll send you a Microsoft Teams link right now"
Me:
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will never forget the girl i hooked up with who had peanut shells all over her bedroom floor like it was Texas Roadhouse. i think we could’ve built a really scary life together
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