NickRib™️

Olivia Dean was invented in a lab to sing the next Bond song

Typo, but coincidently those are the hours I’m sore

Hot take: They shouldn’t play a Wimbledon match on Centre Court until the final

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??

Life isn't fair. Sooner you learn that the better.

@JonJohnThe4th @scottew Who’s John Galt?

@scottew New administration…John Galt still nowhere to be found.

Atlas: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@acoates8 Coates from the 5th pew!

Breaking: Trump just announced 25% tariffs on the Zoramites and Jacobites but strangely NOT the Lamanites. Local businessmen like this are bringing investment back to Zarahemla Many such cases.

When you’ve scrolled too far on Facebook Marketplace:

@dave_christison Somehow had never listened through this until a month ago and now it’s all I listen to

When’s the last time an album or an artist just floored you?

@colbyajohnson Buy the hat Wolby

I’ve never seen someone in the US wear this who wasn’t also bald

Brutal image to use for all 40 year olds who might have been excited about serving a mission

Rafa, one post is not enough to express the respect I have for you and what you have done for our sport. You have inspired millions of children to start playing tennis and I think that’s probably greatest achievement anyone can wish for. Your tenacity, dedication, fighting spirit is going to be taught for decades. Your legacy will live forever. Only you know what you had to endure to become icon of tennis and sport in general.

“loving your wife isn’t a personality” okay tell that to my wife, who i love

The person who starts a group text should have authority to lock the group name and photo

@jakecadams Same but my dad telling me id be a good bartender at 22

When I was 9 my baseball coach told me I’d make a good used car salesmen 😂 I’ve thought about that probably a 100+ times during my adult life

"I have concepts of a plan."

@slowe89 You might!!!

@nickgranthardy But will I be hearing about it in the not to distant future?

I would like everyone to know that I too have many concepts of plans!!!