Nick Mataragas

@Noahgilberto19 Anyone yucking someone else’s yum is incredibly lame.

Anyone over the age of like 10 years old doing this is incredibly lame

@1967firedog @barstoolsports Congrats. When are you coming out as an asshole?

@barstoolsports I'm coming out as HETEROSEXUAL, everyone congratulate me

BREAKING: Hayden Panettiere comes out as bisexual while promoting her new book

@EricMGarcia Not the dig you think it is.

Her hair colorist is gonna send all her kids to college

@Wahhlay @danorlovsky7 Guacamole

@danorlovsky7 What great foods has cilantro even been in.

Guacamole is best without Cilantro and Red onion Happy Cinco de Mayo

@kareazWow @WrestleTalk_TV Yup. WWE has been paying people to laugh at his gimmick from day one. In the indies, WWE paid laughers, in AEW, WWE paid laughers.

@WrestleTalk_TV Is it a funny tho? Everyone pretends this guy is hilarious. People are just going along with it because others are,They’re just parroting who are paid to laugh. WWE is shoving it down fans’ throats. This gimmick is completely forced

Danhausen adds himself to the viral WWE Backlash promo video 😂

@lady_valor_07 Angioplasty

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@ecortez1 @Teffo_01 Dude on the right sells more merch than just about anyone on the planet. But sure.

@Teffo_01 Punk kicking it with the other low drawing superstars

AJ Lee and CM Punk pic with Danhausen, Bayley, Lyra Valkyria and Je'Von Evans! ❤️

@mistressdivy You’re allowed to get a restraining order

I’m allowed to cancel the first date because he said the S in Illinois, right?

@RepMikeTurner It’s too bad we didn’t have a nuclear agreement in place with Iran. Oh wait…

No one is willing to trade lower gas prices for Iran becoming a nuclear state.

@RepTiffany Awwww you don’t know the difference between documented and undocumented. Bless your heart.

Weird. I was repeatedly told by Democrats that immigrants can’t get welfare.

@otokyo__ Losers

What is the FIRST thing that you think about when you see this Flag ?

@DanClarkSports Just say you don’t like fun.

Pathetic and embarrassing to baseball.

@honeymoon250 If she’s feeling it, then yeah.

Is this appropriate attire for 56 year old Jennifer Lopez to be performing on stage 🤔

@Aku_700 I think the athletes themselves should decide what is acceptable to wear.

Feminists are getting angry because they believe women's sports has too revealing outfits. What do you think? 😭

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@sdhgsdlfjghs Your pee isn’t magenta?

why is pee always yellow in cartoons when it’s a reddish brown color irl

@BasedMikeLee So basically what you are saying is that Republicans can’t win without voter suppression. Cool.

If we don’t pass SAVE America, Democrats win in November If we pass SAVE America, we have a chance Failure is not an option

@OperHealAmerica Christians do not believe in the giant Flying Spaghetti Monster. It’s that simple.

Muslims do not believe that Jesus is God. It’s that simple. Don’t overcomplicate it.

@ipnfinity I question the wisdom of giving a hippo a rumble ball.

Bro burned 300 calories for 30 calories🤣

@SteveTrone1 @WrestlingHumble

@WrestlingHumble He needs to be squashed and buried asap.

Danhausen got people in the writing room that actually get how to use him. Fairs.