Poons. MD ANT 🎖️

Out for a lunch time stroll in Detectorists country. #Detectorists

"I'm a little tree pot" A quintessential British piece. #art #fackinart #theoldjamtart

"Can't See The Wood For The Trees" Cyclops, 2025. #art #fackinart #theoldjamtart

The thing about this piece, Trolley in the Woods, is that the paddle wasn't there yesterday. Really finishes it off I think. #art #fackinart #theoldjamtart

@Linzi_Ellen JAMIE CAT!

Got my baby here overnight 🐱

@Linzi_Ellen @FAWM I will always love this. 💜

16 years ago 😭 I'd never written lyrics, sang & played the piano at the same time! This was my 1st song for the 14 songs in 28 days challenge @FAWM It was mind boggling but a wonderful challenge. Just reminiscing, you know? I miss singing. youtu.be/cj0uJ7p09WM?si…

@CarolMaps SWEET FANCY MOSES!

I’m not usually arsed about Easter Eggs but oooooft 😍

@Vicskyblue How rude.

@nickopoons I thought I’d blocked you 💜

@alhugs @janhugs48 @CarlStevenGee @CraigCassells69 @StePurpleHeart 3-1 my geordie biscuit dunkers xx

@Vicskyblue I just like the fact I look at Twitter for the first time in weeks and see a tweet from you. Makes it feel like the old days. Which it isn't. See you back in here in 6 weeks.

1-3 obvs. This is why Insta is so much better than twatty Twitter. Can edit immediately after. (after 3 hefty gins and thought we were at home 🤣🤣)

“You're very quiet” Thanks for saying this in front of everyone, really helps.

@The_Ambassador_ Msg me later sending hugs xxxx

@nickopoons Can't talk about it here babe xx

Your ma comments "thanks for spreading awareness" on fb videos

15 years of this shit. Fuck off.

I always hate this weird nothing time between Valentine’s Day and Pancake Day. Do I still eat heart-shaped chocolates? Do I start checking my eggs and preparing batter? I don’t know where I am!!! 🤪

Absolute top drawer #pylonporn in #thecricket

@Linzi_Ellen Wow. Where it all started.

My hair looks like an octopus nest.

This is absolute dogshit. So, so fucking bad. #SuperBowl #BadBunny #SuperBowlLX #HalftimeShow

Have that 🚀 Visit Rwanda you cunts

@CarolMaps This is absolutely the best yet. Love it, mate 💜

I think she’s finished. Tempestuous Times. 100cm x 80cm, acrylic on deep edge canvas. #art #abstract #abstractart

@Linzi_Ellen A wolf in sheep's headwear...

Admittedly, this is looking a bit weird.. 🐱

@Linzi_Ellen **cough** Amphibian you...

@nickopoons *GASP* I did not even THINK OF THIS OPTION. Stupid lizard me.

I walked from 11h15 to 18h, and 20km was had today! Up and down steep 'ills, hot soup for lunch. It was bloody glorious 🌿🥾🌲✨️

@Linzi_Ellen Striped.

@nickopoons Do you think his heart was 💛 or 🖤 ?

@Linzi_Ellen Gawd rest his little squished heart.

@nickopoons I saw a dead'un but didnt take a photo. 100% a squished Fire Salamander (on the road). ☠️💜