Nick Welch

@adampaulcooper @rookdan Hot tub

I’ll never forget. I was with @rookdan & @nickwelch in Houston watching Yordano pitch on Jackie Robinson Day, April 2014. I turned to them and said, “You guys, years from now we’re going to look back and realize Lorenzo Cain was the best ballplayer on this team the whole time.”

Yep. Lorenzo on the other hand...

@daviddewain Sure I guess I’ll have an anxiety attack rn

Looking for UX research tools advice. Specifically interviewing/organizing tools, along the lines of Handrail. Who's got some tips? @timbridgham ?

@jeffkies Battery that charges my phone 4 ish times on one charge. amazon.com/dp/B00X5RV14Y/…

@daviddewain Young Heavy Cream

@heathwblack congrats boi

Oh, btws. Today is my last day on the Messenger Platform. I won't be moving far, though. I'm joining the team working on "M," which is Messenger's automated assistant. It uses machine learning to help people do things like plan events, share music, and even translate messages.

Today's my one-year anniversary of working at Facebook. Been a wild and rad ride so far.

@daviddewain it us

@matthewmcnealtx 🥂

I thought I was supposed to be working for David Byrne today, but through context clues over the past hour, I’ve discovered that I’m actually working for David Blaine.

The guy running the VR game at the mall just looked at me and licked his phone. Guess I have to buy a ticket now?

One thing more embarrassing than setting up a Google Alert for your own name (because I'll probably pop up in the news?) is realizing there is a high schooler somewhere with your name who is apparently better at basketball than you have ever been at anything.

I never thought companies read customer service surveys. Turns out @ring does, and they sent me a replacement doorbell to make it right. 🙌🏽

@robbietherobot Can I have one of yours? Are you still using all of them?

Anyone know a good way to record incoming and outgoing Google Voice calls on iOS?

Do I know anyone with a lot of experience building guitar pedals?

If you were wondering how things have been going lately... 9 poopy diapers/underwear from 4 kids today. That’s how it’s going.

Our new song 'Rumorosa' is now streaming everywhere! open.spotify.com/track/75CJcLTi…

I’m not sure what’s more upsetting, the things our president says or the amount of American’s (or evangelicals) that take no issue with what he’s saying.

@BrianKeyKC @RedeemerKC 🙌🏽

Home alone with the (sleeping) kids, decided to open and eat some of the girl’s Takis, sucked some down my windpipe, coughed them into my sinuses, threw up, and finished with a nosebleed. So yeah, you could say I’m “holding down the fort”.

@matthewmcnealtx 🙌🏽