Vampwing

This is fucking me up so bad please watch this

commanding all my men to shoot their crossbows directly upwards and then remain still. there is no room for anyone with bad luck in my warband. fate will weed them out

Im trying so hard to be something completely new to me

mage regressors be like i’m only level 6 i don’t know any spells

I'm a vampire

I am what goes bump in the night, my bad!

It's make a friend Monday! Meet a new bosom buddy!

accidentally fixed dinner for two again lol #deadwifetwt #mywifeisdead

Missing everything.

oh you wanna ‘go back to my place’? really? so you can try and steal the deed to my home? or my precious rubies perhaps? do you take me for a fool?

Why do people call things "slop" as a form of insult? Pigs eat slop and they're very intelligent animals. They also taste good. You see, I consume nutritious soap slop ("Sloap") to prepare myself for the time someone inevitably cannibalizes me. It's a flavor enhancer

@Wingdingin Sorry. 💙

Whelp. There goes my supply.

@barthehuman 🐺

@nightofthe_wing what

Nightwing is my alpha.

My friends shave 50 years off my lifespan.

VAMPIRES… 𝒟𝑀 𝑀𝐸…

@Wingdingin No way this is true

@barthehuman #twin

@nightofthe_wing #relateable