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When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

it’s only don julio and french tip toes to eat at my crib im ngl

Priorities

kinda fucked up that i’ve never sat next to a hot person on a plane but everyone who’s sat next to me has

how i feel after deleting my story after my other personality saw it and didn't like it

lemme catch my man sending another girl emojis. ima put him in the emojiency room

Me: Do we have a doctor here? Doctor: Yes, I'm a doctor. Me: What's your specialty? Doctor: I'm a doctor in Mathematics. Me: My friend is dying. Doctor: Minus one Me:

“When are you going to cook for me?”

Me: But I have many hidden talents. Teacher: Aww really, what are they? Me: I don't know, they're all hidden.

i’m at the airport rn hangover asf and just threw up so i told them i’m pregnant 😭😭😭 people always feel sorry for pregnant people

Can’t even ride around to clear yo mind no more tank gone be clear before yo mind is

cuando alguien me está diciendo algo importante pero estoy en una silla giratoria

i love my tiktok repost man i go through them like i’m not the one who reposted them

i’m ngl my dilly dallying starting to get a lil expensive

Eu sinalizando para a minha amiga que ela está falando coisas que não devia:

Não entendo quem não anda de cinto quando eu entro já estou automaticamente assim:

K!ller: ...and I will k!ll everyone you love Me: I love you K!ller:

I use Apple Pay for everything. My card is somewhere living its own life.

and for the lady, perhaps a long distance low commitment high tension situationship?

Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND