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On my way to Beijing in Air Force One

@AB41838 @DrewVento Well hookers tend to have STDs that are too resistant to antibiotics cause they take them regularly and those kind of STDs u don’t wanna mess around

@DrewVento What if she has an STD though? Ew

It makes economic sense to just buy a hooker now tbh

@heavypulp In retrospect, I should have considered my comedic timing

Same here. By way of background for those who care, I spent a lot of time last week with senior members of the Anthropic team to understand what they do to ensure Claude is good for humanity and was impressed. Everyone I met was highly competent and cared a great deal about doing the right thing. No one set off my evil detector. So long as they engage in critical self-examination, Claude will probably be good. After that, I was ok leasing Colossus 1 to Anthropic, as SpaceXAI had already moved training to Colossus 2.

The Islamic regime in Iran will regret May 4, 2026, just as Hamas did after October 7. That’s a promise.

@vonderleyen @MohamedBinZayed Please, monitor the situation heavily in case someone more capable might do smth about it 🙏

Today, our partner, the UAE, was once again the target of a vicious missiles and drone attacks originating from Iran. I extend my full solidarity to @MohamedBinZayed, the people of the UAE, and our partners across the Middle East. These attacks are unacceptable and constitute a clear violation of sovereignty and international law. Security in the region has direct consequences for Europe. So we will keep working closely with our partners on de-escalation and diplomatic resolution, to bring an end to the Iranian regime’s brutal actions. Both against its neighbors and its own people.

Banger 😂

@Enezator Raising your hands like this during the ride is actually a way to dislocate your shoulder

Bro is literally fighting for his life 😂

@gregpr07 Well, Claude still writes a much cleaner code, for some reason Codex often changes stuff I have not asked it too

Who actually uses Codex over Claude Code? Claude Code is just 100x better imo, like the DX is WAY better.

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired. @ABC and @Disney are tagged.

Jimmy Kimmel should be fired tomorrow morning at 7am by ABC. He should be told to leave the buidling and be escorted out by security. The American people are sick of his hate. Enough is enough.

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on

delete one animal from earth

API pricing will be $5 per 1 million input tokens and $30 per 1 million output tokens, with a 1 million context window. (Remember, you will need less tokens per task than 5.4!)

It is smart and fast; per-token speed matches 5.4 and it uses significantly fewer tokens per task. In my experience, it "gets what to do". Rolling out today in ChatGPT and Codex. We are working with API customers on security and safeguards and plan to launch in API very soon.

GPT-5.5 is here! We hope it's useful to you. I personally like it.

@just_meivy You are

@nikotechnextgen racist?

apply cocaine on your dih before you fuck her. she's never going to forget you.