Nik

At some point you're gonna be 47! What will you do when you're 47? Will you still be blaming someone else? Will you still be a teenager?

You’re not gonna be a “neurodivergent teenager” forever man. At some point some of you have to grow up and take charge of your own life. Talking about you can’t spare 5 minutes to talk to your professor about YOUR paper/grade 😭😭

it could hit 30°C in February and stupid motherfuckers will be saying "it was 30°C 20 years ago in July and everyone was fine stop fear mongering"

Taking the piss out of an English fry up when they're eating sandwiches like this

you have to name him the last thing you ate

Word of the Day is ‘swullocking’: swelteringly, stiflingly hot. From 19th-century East Anglian dialect.

How come you’re all so obsessed with 0.1% of the population while almost entirely ignoring the 49.3%? The UK is hoaching with rapist men, most go entirely unpunished and walk the streets.

Judge Peter Henry Spares Man Jail After Sexual Assault in a Library ⛔️ At Southampton Crown Court, a man who sexually assaulted a woman inside a public library received a suspended sentence, sparking public anger. The offender, Michael Bryant, 52, pled guilty to sexual assault after approaching a woman between the book aisles and touching her inappropriately. The victim immediately reported the incident to staff, who contacted police. CCTV confirmed what had happened. Judge Peter Henry accepted that the offence was “disturbing and unacceptable,” but he also considered several mitigating factors: Bryant had no previous convictions. He had significant mental‑health issues, including long‑term anxiety and social difficulties. He showed genuine remorse and cooperated fully with police. A pre‑sentence report assessed him as low risk of reoffending. He had already begun therapy before sentencing. Judge Henry imposed: 8‑month prison sentence, suspended for 18 months Sexual Harm Prevention Order Mandatory rehabilitation and therapy Unpaid work Five years on the Sex Offenders Register The judge warned Bryant that any breach would result in immediate custody. The decision caused public frustration, especially among women’s safety groups, who argued that sexual assaults in public spaces required tougher sentencing. Probation services defended the ruling, stating that Bryant would be under strict monitoring and that community‑based treatment was judged more effective than a short custodial term. This case is often cited in discussions about how judges balance mental health, remorse, risk, and rehabilitation when deciding whether to suspend a sentence.

The person in the public toilet is a stranger to me. I have no interest in their genitalia, either at birth or now. What they do alone in a closed toilet booth is also of no interest to me. I’ll just be getting on with my own business, washing my hands & leaving. As will they.