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Phil Nolan
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Phil Nolan
@nilpholan
Esports & media videographer. Gaming documentarian. @NYCMelee's Mike Erhmantraut. Melee player, FGC lover. 📸: @Bluerosetori
Brooklyn (He/Him) Katılım Haziran 2009
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It's not enough that we gave every D student with a receding hairline and an inferiority complex the power of life and death with impunity, they also can't ever be made fun of either.
Cops want more authority than any other adult, but also the clemency of children.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Happy Birthday to me, I'm only 29 years old and have done many amazing things in the FGC 😎
This year I gave myself the gift of home improvement, thanks for all of the support. I'll be live often this year while also traveling to an exclusive set of events and working on ICFC!
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@ConnorJRogers there's no way this isn't the funniest signing of free agency
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Jordan Schultz@Schultz_Report
Sources: The #Colts are signing former #Jets DL Michael Clemons to a 3-year, $17.5M contract — with upside to $18.5M. Deal negotiated by @ErikBurkhardt and @Leah_Knight of @RocNationSports. Clemons had 8.5 sacks, 13 TFLs and 2 forced fumbles during his tenure in New York.
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Hey @NintendoAmerica do what you do best, please 😀
Secretary Kennedy@SecKennedy
Real food wins!
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@Pepto_Griswold Totally true that it's worse and way more stratified in the fgc, but I promise you that I have plenty of melee friends locally who won't answer the discord ping because they generally win two more sets than me. Don't give us too much credit!
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I know this is a meme but this has bothered me for years. It’s an unfortunate symptom of constantly lionizing players and focusing on statistics over cultivating a more holistic culture and experience.
Social capital is way more pronounced with Smash than it is in the FGC.
aurorasksk@aurorasksk
top players when a 2-2er asks them for friendlies
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Always been the type to bet on myself. Been working…see yall soon, Love🤞🏾
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Phil Nolan retweetledi
If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $834 billion that he's worth today. He'd still be the wealthiest man alive & every senior would have dental, vision & hearing under Medicare.
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
BREAKING: Today Bernie Sanders is proposing a bill to raise $4.4 trillion in taxes from America’s billionaires — a move that would virtually cut their massive fortunes in half. A chunk of the money would go toward sending a $3K stimulus check to every person earning under $150K.
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@nilpholan can I get compilation of every time me and kevin said I love you Phil Nolan
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Finally getting to my genny stuff!
Here are some quick frames from the footage 😁
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I'm 31 today. I spent the day writing videos about pokemon next to my dog while the snow fell. tonight I will go out to dinner in the neighborhood with my wife and then play my new favorite roguelike. it's not what you imagine at 31 and thank god for that
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@slime_machine you got the AFIB? Hope it goes well! My pops got it done and it's been smooth sailing since 🙏
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have another heart ablation today it’s pretty safe but always makes me anxious before and want to say things like if something happens to me All Patriots Execute The Directive All Patriots Execute The Directive All Patriots Execute The Directive All Patriots Execute The Directive
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@WorldWideWob well now they have a monopoly, so silly things like ethics and shame aren't really necessary
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40 years building the most recognizable and culturally-powerful brand in sports media, to this.
SportsCenter@SportsCenter
ANKLE BREAKER OF THE YEAR?!? 🤯 Payton Pritchard dropped Vando off the screen 🤧
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Phil Nolan retweetledi
FUCK ICE
THG|Say-Co@Sayco_DMV
Ludovic from THG was detained by ICE, and right now he needs us. He’s more than a teammate — he’s family. We’ve set up a support link to help with legal fees and support during this time. If you can donate, please do. If not, please share. gofundme.com/f/support-ludo… #FreeLudovic
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At approximately 6:10 PM the best cat left this world. He was my everything and that's all I can say. I will miss Ham, the best cat.
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Definitely didn't see or talk to enough of the people I enjoy seeing this weekend. Wasn't feeling super great, tried to pick my spots.
Guess this means I gotta come back next year. Fuck!
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Phil Nolan retweetledi
Literally the first melee player I got within 10ft of smelled like 3 days no shower, we are so back
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Taking another victory lap 🫡
So so so fucking cool to work with an Uncut Gem™️
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