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a list of things that make me smile 💕💫

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

As someone who DOESN'T live in a swing state, I'm gonna say this with my full chest: I'm tired of 7 fucking states deciding the fate of 50 states.

This man lost to Biden. Lost by ALOT. If you think that this is ANYTHING other than misogyny at play you’re lying to yourself. She is THE most qualified candidate on YEARS. She is viciously intelligent and driven. She is losing ground with MEN, latine & Blk voters.

@theeinsteinss @Phil_Lewis_ you’re really proud of this one huh. replied to so many posts with it not a lot of “love and joy” you’re spreading

@Phil_Lewis_ Kamala Harris on SNL? Perfect example of politicians turning to comedy to distract from real issues. Maybe it’s time they focus more on real solutions and less on punchlines.

Kamala Harris' full appearance on Saturday Night Live:

the newest patreon of @heyriddleriddle is reciting jurassic park from memory and i just wanted to remind them about the laugh/growl that Ian Malcolm (jeff goldblum) does on the helicopter. it’s life-changing

have been trapped on a green line train for 30 minutes… great weekend to show my brother around i guess #LoveTheT #MBTa

i wasn’t a good dog today april fools. i was so good

@dog_rates 13, recently diagnosed with diabetes, still kicking, loving life 😌💘

In honor of #NationalPuppyDay, please reply with a pic of your puppy (every dog is a puppy) ❤️

once again. i was not drafted for the puppy bowl. apparently. i am a little too big. regardless. i am watching from the couch. and hope both teams have fun

love is real. and it’s cuddles in the morning. it’s alternating yawns. it’s one reeeally big stretch. as the sun begins to spill across the household

i love that vassar is just obscure enough to be a jeopardy! clue all the time ❤️

not gonna lie, i was smiling through, like, all of jeopardy! tonight. ken jennings cursing? three of my favorite players? a chemistry final? feels like it was made for me on this full moon

@Pizzawitjo we have to start the podcast, i’m telling you

If you thought @ninom3001 and I were done talking about Hill House, you would be wrong once again!

horses have mullets #demetrimartin

whats a fish with no eyes. dead

sometimes. the human pretends my body is a set of bongos. they don’t have much rhythm. but it makes them very happy

my morning nap ran over. so i am a few minutes late. for my midday nap. this probably means. i will be a little late. for my early afternoon nap. and my post dinner snooze. this is why buffers are necessary. between events on your schedule

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i know. i haven’t said it in a while. but i love you

if i do a big stretch. but nobody is around to say. ohhh big stretch. it was still a big stretch. it counts