Nishita Dutta

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@extraaafries @Uber_India @nammayatri There is an epidemic of riders not wanting to turn on their AC. In all cities. It's a mass hysteria that turning on the AC is going to burn shit tons on fuel and instantly bring about the end of the world. 🤧

Hi @Uber_India let me tell you something about your cabs in BLR. 1. No cab driver switches their AC on 2. Twice this week, while going to the airport I've been asked to cancel my ride and pay directly 3. The cabs are nauseatingly filthy. @nammayatri is doing a much better job.

@extraaafries What man . Please use Phonepe.

New man has entered life and we're now flirting on Google Pay, dear God I'm not your strongest player don't test me too much ✌️

@extraaafries Congratulations on reaching the point where people hit on you at bars.

Reached a point where I ask people their age when they hit on me at bars.

Where I'm from is not where I belong

Do not challenge the universe. Just no.

@samridhi_m And Deathly Hallows was 12 years ago. I am done "feel old yet" 🫤

Something about stranger things season 1 releasing 6 years ago isn’t sitting right with me. How has time just flown!??

Brace yourself for the tale of the century, a regular afternoon in a regular household but with a protagonist that will surprise you. This is my first thread on Twitter, and my God, am I glad it is. #basedontrueevents

For my birthday I want a banner that reads "It is your birthday", brown and black half-blown balloons, a chicklet on my cake and one hour of nap time.

To all tech companies gloating about their diversity, how about you order enough of your t-shirt swags in women's sizes first?

Naa Bhai, Naa

@extraaafries Some noobs will say how this is reflective of the fact nobody lets boys talk about themselves.

Lived it✌️

@_RahulBanerjee_ Wow you age so fast.

I was 24 when the pandemic started. Am 26 now. I need a moment to let that settle in.

Yes! You! You need to watch this too!🧐 Closure - A Film about Consent by Tinder | Ft. Kavya Trehan and Mrinal Dutt youtu.be/6b-K9OzVo-c via @YouTube

@_RahulBanerjee_ Noted.🧐🧐

@_RahulBanerjee_ Wait till you start avoiding stuff to circumvent this future anxiety and replace it with anxiety over losing opportunities and major FOMO.

@extraaafries And immediately tracking the order, as if 'Ladka abhi nikla hai, aata hi hoga'

Me two mins after ordering literally anything: kab aayega yaar

Does anybody else miss the sweet simple days of half standing, half leaning on the table, chanting "GoOoOod MoOoOrNiNg TeAcHeRrRr!" in the most annoying way possible everytime a teacher entered the classroom?

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