McChicken Meal

Holi is the only festival that doesn’t even feel like a festival anymore. - By 9 am someone is drunk and calling it tradition. - “Bura na mano” quietly replaces basic decency. - If you say no to colors, you’re labelled "boring". - If you avoid going out, you’re “too sensitive”. - Girls get safety instructions a week before. - Strangers touching you becomes “Arre Holi hai”. - Streets turn into stunt tracks by afternoon. - Accidents news feels pre-scheduled every year. - Harassment videos circulate, people laugh it off and forget. But sure… rangon ka tyohar hai.

@IndiGo6E @congratstothe

Moments that make us say we #LoveYouToo 💙

Not a single @IndiGo6E flight is on time anymore. What once started as a USP is now a pitiful leftover from an era gone by. What sucks the most is you delay our flights and only inform us by the time we're already at the airport. Time to switch airlines.

Turns out women get more autoimmune diseases from suppressed anger and trauma...so basically every time you don't flip a table, your immune system takes a hit. Moral of the story? Throw the fucking chair, girl. It's preventative medicine

@jmrphy Yes, you are

Am I just a monster? It's been 4 years since I became a father and I'm beginning to fear for my soul. The truth is I just don't like being around kids for very long. Historically, this is not uncommon among fathers, but today it feels almost illegal. It's causing me a lot of confusion and anguish. The ideal amount of time I would like to spend playing with my kids is probably about 70-140 minutes a week—roughly ten minutes each day, maybe 2x/day, taking breaks from work. My feelings of love toward them are perfectly strong, but if I have to watch them or entertain them for more than about 10 minutes my blood starts to boil. I just want to be working, or accomplishing something. I try to be grateful, but it doesn't work. It's 9 AM this morning, Saturday, January 3. It's a sunny, warm day here in Austin, and my four-year-old son is begging me to play catch in the street. I was drinking coffee, still waking up, so I didn’t really feel like it, but at this age his desire to play is insatiable. He begged and begged, so I conceded, and with a smile. I have no problem being a kind and loving father, the problem is only that I do not enjoy it. It's not that I'm trying to maximize my personal pleasure; it just seems wrong that I experience so little delight when my dad friends all claim to experience so much. It was beautiful. We live on a picturesque, tree-lined block. I am even relatively relaxed from the holiday rest. Playing catch with your son is supposed to be an iconic, peak experience. Yet for every single minute, on the inside, I just don't want to be there. I want to be drinking my coffee in peace. Then I feel guilty and absurdly ungrateful, and ashamed, when we're done. I know that when he is a teenager, I'll long to have these days back. I have all of this perspective rationally, and I've been very patient and steadfast trying to digest it, but nothing fixes me emotionally. Am I a terrible person? Or is my feeling within a certain range of historically normal and it's modern parenting norms that are off? Whether it's my fault or not, I don't even care, I just want to figure this out. Something is wrong and I no longer have the excuse of being new to this.

Hi @amazonIN why won't you pick up my return request? Order no 408-2306828-3013141. The app shows no tentative pick up date or help options. What is this??

Hi @EurekaForbes Can you tell me if this water purifier that I've purchased will filter out the alleged uranium in Delhi water?

"I've been in the big world today and now I need to be in a tiny space."

A horrific bomb blast in Delhi. If true, that it is a terrorist attack and not a CNG blast, then it’s an unbelievable intelligence lapse. And we must ask what exactly were the police and agencies doing? What is going on under BJP’s Delhi? Praying for the injured and their families. Please stay calm, stay alert, and look out for one another.

“let’s get on a quick call” why. why must we get on a call to discuss something that can be resolved on text with 4 extra brain cells and 2 more sentences of effort. absolutely torturous habit of people requesting calls for everything. 😤🚩

@sagarcasm @congratstothe

Planning 100, Execution 0

@IndiGo6E There was no issue with check in. They just didn't let me board, Nisha. @IndiGo6E

Hi, we regret to note your disappointment. We wish to inform you that our check-in counter closes 60 min prior & boarding gate 25 min prior to the departure time of the flight. As checked, you reported late at the gates hence, our team was unable to accept you on that flight. Further we request you to kindly reach out to our airport staff for any real time assistance. We regret any inconvenience caused due to this and appreciate your understanding towards the matter. ~Nisha

Hi @IndiGo6E Here at T1 Delhi, reached my boarding gate before departure and am told flight has closed?? Upon apologizing for my 10 min delay, while wondering why no phone call per standard protocol was made, am told nothing can be done to accommodate me.

@IndiGo6E No announcements, no calls- your folks were just using WORD OF MOUTH to ensure all passengers reached???!!

The act of writing reveals to you, in quite a brutal way, just how many of your thoughts are merely feelings

@talkdodietome Why did you have debilitating abdominal pain

im running a little late guys pray i reach before it begins what is wrong with me (i had debilitating abdominal pain and there was no way i was leaving till it was gone)

2nd October collaboration:

@Palestinedaily1 .

When someone says: "I don't know how to help"? But all I'm asking is for people share and leave a dot.