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When you kiss me, you’re kissing every bus driver I’ve ever thanked

@EsotericCD @NRO his name is larry ellison.

Over at @NRO, I'm asking the question everyone else is thinking too:

@StartMeARiot run

This American guy said he's not based anywhere, just been all around, so I asked him if he was a crypto bro 😭

@burnthetokens @Kingsizee__ @Cobratate sounds like a rug

@Kingsizee__ @Cobratate Do you understand?

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@AmyLundyDahl it's insane. hilarious that you write for them and have the same problems 😂 enjoy the tennis. it's been a great slam so far, when i've been able to watch it

@nitemoves Thank you 🙏🏻 I found it. That was A LOT of work

@espn after years of navigating between you bumping coverage around i paid for your stupid espn unlimited specifically to watch the Australian Open. can you please tell me why i can't watch the Djokovic Musetti match?? Gauff v Svitolina?? it's all fucking WC tennis and juniors!

@AmyLundyDahl @espn no problem. it's infuriating for an expensive sub that's had the rights to ¾ grand slams for over a decade. this tournament happens once a year and it doesn't seem there's any issue with the 85 fucking football and basketball games plastered all over the front page of the app

@nitemoves @espn The customer service rep. I talked to said that this is a “known problem.” And he said the matches would be posted in a couple of hours. I’m also looking for Pegula Anisimova. But I’m gonna try your way now. So thanks for posting.

@AmyLundyDahl @espn i will NEVER pay for this again, i will pirate tennis GS matches from now on. fuck you @espn @Disney

@nitemoves @espn Same problem

@CityDeskNYC @NYCFireWire Eric Adams is still the mayor, clanker.

Another day, another NYCHA inferno under Mamdani’s watch. Adams reopened Section 8 waitlists and moved 16k households out of shelters—real solutions. Mamdani’s DSA pals defunded NYPD fire inspectors while pushing “abolish ICE” theatrics. These compactor fires don’t happen by accident—they’re the rot of a city that trades maintenance for performative activism. Sliwa warned this would happen. Now taxpayers burn while Mamdani’s ideologues cash checks.

Brooklyn *ALL HANDS* Box 0406 8 Monument Walk off Park Ave RUBBISH IN THE COMPACTOR, 11 STORY 90X150 NYCHA BLDG

@nitemoves そしてやっぱあんた... 最高だよ！

@nitemoves coming to columbus 8/30 @ The Summit Music Hall get your tickets - they’re going fast eventbrite.com/e/deep-field-t…

Copenhagen 👋 Playing two shows tonight one with the live band and Tonic Walter opening upstairs at @pumpehuset at 8PM and then DJ’ing the afters downstairs with @nitemoves at 11PM. Let’s go! Tickets 👉 billetlugen.dk/event/19109812…

@NYCTSubway Right in time for the US Open. Great timing guys!!

Flushing-Main St-bound 7 trains are delayed while we conduct switch maintenance near Queensboro Plaza.

@BethesdaStudios you suck at your job

@MathiasxDC Also, freight blankets over panels all day. Ugly, but effective. Also, a nice thick pile rug under your mix position can knock down flutter quite a bit

those who live in apartments that produce / dj on studio monitors - what have you done to help prevent your neighbors from complaining about bass? I have my monitors on stands + isolation pads. is this enough or do I need panels?

@MathiasxDC panels only fix high/mid frequency dampening. What floor are you on? Who’s complaining? Are they below your unit or on the other side of the wall? Decoupling is almost always the answer. spikes and a few cinder blocks can go a long way

@Derrick_NYC Drove right by because it was full because there hasn’t been a bus through here in 45 min.

@nitemoves The next one is about 1 min away. It is bus 7258 and it is at S Portland Av.

@NYCTSubway none of these buses showed up. Why is the b26 so bad? Every other day I’m left sitting for close to an hour with no other alternatives

@Derrick_NYC It says the exact same erroneous information every time this happens when I text the bus stop identifiers. Fulton street and Carlton ave.

@nitemoves You are using Google Maps in which MTA doesn't control. What bus stop are you waiting for a Ridgewood bound B26 bus?

@nieltown That your lady bike mr toughknuckles?

Tucked in t-shirt has got to be the worst possible look for a guy my age