Nik Jeffries

Hey @thrilljockey when are you going to put your artist’s music on @qobuz? Seems odd Tortoise, Colleen, Sea and Cake etc etc aren’t on there but are on other platforms…

Hello @forestbike_uk I’ve never got one on of your bikes, but having read the Highway Code I don’t think this is normal parking etiquette. Kindly explain…

Hey @limebike is this normal parking behaviour? If not, kindly explain WTF is going on? thanks.

@_LimeAID @limebike @hackneycouncil So what do you have to say for yourselves @limebike????? @hackneycouncil

@_LimeAID @limebike @hackneycouncil I just did @limebike. Don’t send me auto responses. Sort out your bikes and your irresponsible customers. @hackneycouncil - you should ban the bikes, or force specified on road parking zones.

Hi @limebike your bikes are a SERIOUS health hazard. People park them in the middle of the pavements in @hackneycouncil - blocking the way for disabled people etc. et cetera. Please sort this out or BAN THE BIKES.

@_LimeAID @limebike @hackneycouncil And another one 5 minutes later. Ridiculous. @limebike @hackneycouncil

@njeffries @limebike @hackneycouncil Hello, we’re so sorry to hear this happened. We expect all Lime riders to respect the rules of the road and the terms of Lime’s User Agreement. Could you please share us more information about the location and time you observed this behavior so we can look into it?

@_LimeAID @limebike @hackneycouncil Tbh it’s extremely difficult due to the sheer volume! But here’s one I just spotted @limebike in @hackneycouncil. Your users are so inconsiderate, not thinking about disabled or partially sighted people.

The Substance, or: How Elisabeth Lost her Sparkle. #TheSubstance

Very demure, very mystical.

@limebike @hackneycouncil Thank you very much. The general Stoke Newington area is quite bad with bikes left blocking the pavements - outside the @ClissoldParkTav especially. Anything your team can do to help would be greatly appreciated. Special parking bays would help.

@njeffries @hackneycouncil Thanks for letting us know. We’d like to take a closer look at this. We have asked our local operations team to survey the area.

Hey @limebike, have you ever thought about partially sighted or disabled people? Or anyone who wants to use a pavement, for that matter? Whilst I encourage less cars, your bikes are little more than corporate littering. #Hackney #RideGreen #Limebike @hackneycouncil

@limebike @hackneycouncil Hi, thanks for the quick reply @limebike - it’s by Clissold Park in Stoke Newington, London, but tbh it’s rather hard given there were around 25 of them clogging up the pavement. Adding @metecoban92 as he’s my local councillor and should be able to help.

@njeffries @hackneycouncil hi! Thanks for letting us know. Could you please tell us the precise location or the license plate number (it’s a XX digit number next to the QR code) so we can inform our local operations team? Thank you!

FYI @BBCNews - a correction to your story, Link’s Awakening was originally a Game Boy game, not a SNES game. bbc.com/news/articles/…

RIP DAMO SUZUKI

Had a wonderful shopping experience in @guitarguitaruk Camden yesterday. Really helpful and knowledgeable staff. It’s always best to try kit out first, and this is the place to do it. 10/10.

Fun end of year fact - before we got cut off from Europe in the last ice age, the Thames was originally a tributary of the German river Rhine.

Hi @YouTube your ‘ambient mode’ is an affront to aspect ratios. Thankfully I was able to turn it off in the settings, but why would you even bring this in? Widescreen bars shouldn’t change colour.

So @DisneyPlusUK let me get this clear. You’ve raised an annual sub price by 120% since 2020. You’ve removed Dolby Vision for normal subs. You’ve automatically enrolled everyone on a premium sub (which, if not illegal, is unethical). Am I missing anything?

Fantastic news! #Wilko shops set to return to the High Street before Christmas bbc.co.uk/news/business-…