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Hilarious voicemail transcription fail whenever "Dipshit Network" (Dish Network) leaves a voicemail on my iPhone 💩📡

This is the best single lap in Indianapolis 500 history. Absolutely incredible. And by Turn 2 he said he wishes his wife and 3-week-old daughter was there. Indy, man. #Indy500 || 💕

@THEMAGGSHOW @Xbox

A special thank you to the teams @Xbox for extending an invitation my way for the Xbox Showcase and Xbox Fanfest! I greatly look forward to meeting everyone there for what will surely be a memorable experience ❤️. MAGG

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

Why the fuck does Jeff Bezos have to give you 7 billion dollars? The American people give the government around 7 TRILLION dollars every year and you fuckin retards haven’t fixed shit with it. You think if the creepy bald Amazon dude adds another 0.1% to that figure you’re finally gonna figure out how to stop blowing our fuckin money? Better idea, how about you give the other 99.9% to the private sector and see if they can figure out how to cure diabetes or make a sandwich for 4th graders. I bet they’ll have change left over.

"It is humbling to imagine that even in His heavenly glory, Christ knocks on the doors of our hearts, asking to come in. If we open that door, we will stand before Him. What a glorious moment." —Billy Graham

@BuyHoldCollect @McFranchisee ✅

@McFranchisee What color will it be coming out the other end

Liquid Grimace….I knew I recognized that color of purple!!!

OSCAR GARBAGE Shocking Oscars aftermath pic exposes climate hypocrisy of celebs

High school cross country team takes shelter dogs on their morning runs

@FoodTalkSTL @ONAIRTP 🤜🍕

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Chicago is 189 today and still iconic. Celebrate with a slice of our new Birthday Cake 🥳

Ca we be done with this yet? 🤣

When Nothing Goes Harder Than The Pharmacy Sign 💃🕺 (Sound up)

Liberals are jealous of Team USA because hockey is the ONLY place where men can have periods.

You can hear the genuine pride in Donald Trumps voice when he called the Team USA Hockey Team

This week on Pro Moves, @adamrichman returns to his South Brooklyn roots, and eats the hot roast beef sandwich that raised him at the iconic @brennan_and_carr. From sandwiches dubbed the dingle dangle to the famous gargiulo burger, adam is giving you all the pro moves to eating at the 1938 restaurant that doubles as a family room for the community. Watch now: youtu.be/5v7TzYSZQDc?ut…

This is an unexpected place to find great food. Thank you to @Southern_Living for sharing this story. southernliving.com/chef-andrew-zi…

Costco is finally letting you order custom cakes in the app. No more clipboards. No more handwriting your cousin’s name wrong. We won. What took longer: this rollout or the rotisserie chicken line?

Rehearsals are complete and we are so ready for Wednesdays show. “Wild Horses” See you St. Louis! We have only 10 tickets left to our performance so get yours while they last. Kirkwood Performing Arts Center . Doors open at 6:30, show starts at 7:00. ❤️ metrotix.com/events/detail/…

Robert Duvall was a great actor. And more. The Hollywood Machine didn't want him to make "The Apostle," but he insisted: "What was most important to me was to make a movie where Christianity was treated on its own terms, with the respect it deserves. Hollywood usually shows preachers as hucksters and hypocrites, and I was sick and tired of that. "I wanted to show the joy and vitality I had seen with my own eyes and felt in my heart and in my life, the sheer, extraordinary excitement of faith."

NEW: Ski racer Lindsey Vonn has made it back to the United States following her crash at the Winter Olympics, shares her journey home on social media. Vonn was seen on a gurney being loaded onto a jet before she made her way home. "My leg is still in pieces...but I'm finally HOME!" she said. "Thankful to all of the medical staff who helped me get home and seriously looking forward to my next surgery when I can get the X-fix out of my leg and will be able to move more." "My injury was a lot more severe than just a broken leg. I'm still wrapping my head around it, what it means and the road ahead... but I'm going to give you more detail in the coming days." "As always, I appreciate all the love and support."