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@William258118 @now_arsenaI COYS

@now_arsenaI Favorable draw for Arsenal! Mansfield away in FA Cup fifth round — should be straightforward. Come on you Gunners!

🚨BREAKING: Arsenal will face Mansfield Town away from home in the fifth round of the FA Cup.

@smalldicklad I genuinely wish I was slim like you, you have a wonderful figure

@QueenxXxRoxie I’m definitely smaller than 6inches

If humiliation makes you twitch then Comment below if you're smaller than 6 inches so My girlfriends and I can laugh at you 😈 And if you're going to come into my DM for a humiliating and degrading session; It's NOT free!

@Sandra_sa98848 Which do you want me to be?

@smalldicklad Not yet, but I might be about to

@MarieDeeMelons Personally I love lingerie, especially silk, but my wife thinks it makes me look strange.

I’m curious. Do men prefer lingerie or no clothes at all?

@Sandra_sa98848 Castration

@flaminhaystacks (And I used to be a delivery driver 😀)

@flaminhaystacks I noticed, twitter has more than its fair share of haters! (And smart?rses too,) I liked your story, which is the only reason I commented.

A young Tesco delivery driver excitedly told me why a window opposite my house was bricked up I didn't have the heart to tell him I already knew about Window tax because I loved his enthusiasm having learned something new and suddenly seeing it everywhere on his routes

@flaminhaystacks I only found that out after seeing it on QI! To be honest, it makes a wonderful change hearing people getting passionate about architecture. And it’s good to hear you taking time to listen to someone’s passion.

@nkdjo66 Yes. Someone else said that and it makes perfect sense. Having that middle window over the doors in the centre below works

@Nottsnaturist You sound like a great person to meet

Do you know, since embarking on my naturist journey I have made some amazing friends. Some I've met loads of times in person, others only in cyberspace. There are some lovely caring friends out there. Thanks

@ColinSpenc4257 What do you mean, who remembers it, it’s still very much available.

Who Remembers.Apple Crumble and Custard.

@MistressThrope Your bum is perfect. Very beautiful.

Bondage outdoors? Under a bridge? What's your hump day FemDom fantasy?

@jk_rowling You do know there are lyricfinder websites these days?

The trouble with trying to trace a lyric by Tom Waits is you then end up sidetracked and listening to Tom Waits for three hours.

@PaulbernalUK It is if you are in fear of your own life or the lives of people around you as a direct result of their actions. The taking of a human life is a complex thing.

@MistressThrope Only ever done this on my own, it would be fun to do it in a group I think.

Outdoor nudist hiking is the absolute best. There's nothing like feeling the sun on your skin, hearing the light breeze, and being one with nature.

@Hungtwink8c 1

Which number are you, show it in the comments

@joshpearson180 @InTheMudSports Said no-one ever. A tea cake is a tea cake, a cob can also be a roll or bun or bap, and unless it has a cross on top, if it has fruit in it, it’s probably a tea cake.

@InTheMudSports Currant teacake yes

What is this? Spoiler alert, it’s a teacake

@bronwinbaby Yes, and that picture is stunning