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@_baldtires Also be sure to master "This is fucking bullshit" in a professional way. It drives an amazing amount of accountability.

im finding that saying "fuck" over the phone with tradespeople and machine vendors greases the gears of the interaction

@kmcnam1 <puts on pants, realizing it is gonna be a long night>

@TracketPacer What you really want to play with is the degausser. More fun.

it’s a good day to be alive (i get to play with the oscope again)

@TracketPacer What sort of FrankenNetwork are you building??!?!?

figured it out. just had to swap the pairs for Tx/Rx on one side lmaoo i guess auto polarity isn’t a thing on these converters?

@techspence “Yeah, the ftp site got hacked. Just put it on a flash drive and mail it to them.”

BAD advice from your IT Admin: Let's just use any/any/any for now... 😆🤣

@GarandThumb1 More drones. And masterkeys with birdshot. And hookers and black jack

How do we counter drones ?

@kmcnam1 I have a developer that can not ever leave well enough alone. “Oh that one line change, yeah it is gonna take a month because I updated the packages.”

@kmcnam1 “There are four of us on the entire IT staff. We don’t need a ticket management system.”

@cyber_razz But this one has a UPS INSIDE!!

Or just use a raspberry pi

@innernetpizza I, a cis-het-white dude, approve this message.

nah, all minorities should own an AR-15.

@3DArms After my Boston got picked up and shook by a neighbors stray pit as it literally just walked out of our house, I have never looked at them the same. That dog was never the same again after that.

Today I've talked to two separate families who had a pitbull maul one of their kids (one almost killed the kid) and both said the same retarded phrase "it's the owners not the dog" Weirdly golden retrievers never have "bad owners" because it's not the owner. It's absolutely the fucking dog. They're genetically predisposed to snapping into a homicidal rage and killing for no reason. If you have a pitbull and children in the same house, you deserve the death penalty. If your neighbors have a pitbull, kill it. Total pitbull death.

@cyber_razz Ope, hacked your forti-vuln

@techspence I specifically make love notes: "I, a disgruntled fellow employee, have send an email to the entire organization letting them know how YOU really feel. I also deleted all of your shit. Have a nice day." Then wait for the frantic person to show up in my office.

Yes, you should lock your computer when you get up and walk away while at the office. No, you're not gonna get hacked in the 3 minutes that you're gone from your desk getting some water. YMMV

@amer_icon Do it. This is the real dream. Crazy loft apartment inside the factory

This is not a joke. My next 5 year plan is to move into the factory. There's an upper floor in our offices that has been untouched for at least 30 years, maybe more. It still has gear samples from when this was a gear shop in the 80's. It even has a factory floor window.

@kmcnam1 A battle as old as time:"If it plugs into the wall and has moving parts: Maintenance. Networked: IT's Problem"

@amerpipedream Option C: Suspect source blanket for $10 that smells like diesel

@TracketPacer Fucking send it

@rickasaurus >Tells branch technician not to touch his gear

> network engineer > doesn't know what arp tables are > doesn't know about traceroute > doesn't know you can just look at a packet header

@techspence "No, I can't just look up your password"

Tell me you’ve worked in IT without telling me you’ve worked in IT. I’ll go first… Did you try turning it off and back on again?

@3DArms @WeaponOutfitter Or a buttplug. No other options.

@WeaponOutfitter Hard to tell in this video, but the strap attaches only to his penis.

Man made horrors beyond comprehension. Just looking at it gives me a lactic acid burn