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If your colleague has a car and you join them to work everyday, give them money for fuel once in a while. Ask them when last they serviced their car and volunteer to pay for it. You can’t be saving ur money and feeling smart. It’s wickedness and it’s not fair to them.

@ms___dale @kena_ewuru 😂

All of you won’t marry rich men sha. Some of you will do 80/20 even. 80 being you as the woman🤭🌚

@adaarrh @chokolat_mama Thank you. And I hope the lady is aware her picture is all over the internet. Hope her consent was taken to share this picture of she and her baby.

@chokolat_mama Like isn’t she a person before being someone’s wife

“Someone’s wife.” “Respect her husband.” So, if she wasn’t someone’s wife, and there’s no husband to be respected, it would have been okay to ask her to kneel?

@chokolat_mama FINALLY someone has read my mind. I had this same conversation with my colleague when he made a statement about another male colleague raising his voice at a female colleague and he said “she is someone’s wife”. I told him respect is not tied to marital status

@baemaras @Tena__sammy And how Nigerians in Nigeria should not come to the Uk and how the Uk is this and that. Same people that took loan and sold family land just to come. Useless lots

@Tena__sammy You never see people from US engaging in these kind of conversations every 2 business days. Let this blow over, they will jump right back to immigration.

The only thing Nigerians in Uk talk about is 50/50 and immigration. Nothing meaningful, just bad vibes.

@Tena__sammy @baemaras It’s exhausting to say the least. Just set ring light and be spitting rubbish 🤦

@ladycarpenter01 @cakesbyjade__ “It’s not all about feeding guest” Lol in this economy, better eat at home before you come for my wedding because e fit be a mall chops and zobo you go see chop. You came to celebrate with the newly weds and not for a food festival. Nice marketing strategy anyways.

At a wedding last weekend, everything was perfect, until after the food. You know that moment everyone has eaten jollof, small chops, maybe even ice cream but somehow, people are still standing around like something is missing. That was exactly what happened. Guests were full but not satisfied. Some were complaining about how heavy they felt, others were quietly asking for “something light.” Then someone brought out chilled cups of Greek yoghurt. At first, it was just a few people, then more people started asking. Before we knew it, everybody wanted one. People who said they were “too full” suddenly had space 😭 
Others were saying, “This is exactly what I needed” That was when it clicked, it’s not just about feeding guests. It’s about giving them something refreshing, light, and memorable after everything else. Since that day, one thing is clear, no event is truly complete without that final soft touch. Next time you’re planning an event, you already know what to add 😉. 
Ikeola Greek yoghurt is the best option because your guests deserve that perfect finish ❤️🥰 Patronize us today 🙏🙏🙏 500ml- 4000 1 litre - 7500 2 litres - 14500 Location: Ibadan. Delivery is not a barrier 💪

@dr_emexie Congratulations

Member Royal College of Surgeons England. More to come 🎉🎉🎉

@ubifranklin1 Who ask you this question now?

Dear friends, it’s your constitutional right to support whoever you choose. I’m supporting Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu for President and Senator Prince Bassey Otu for Governor of Cross River State. Senator Prof Benedict Ayade for Cross River Northern Senatorial District. Senator Asuquo Ekpenyong for Cross River southern senatorial district. Senator Eteng jones Williams

@yabaleftonline What about changing the location of your business to some where more affordable? Better still get your own property. A landlord’s increase in the price of his own property should not be the reason why you close your business. Makes NO SENSE

Influencer Pamilerin explains why he closed down his restaurant.

@General_Oluchi @AnkaDede Read the full context of my tweet and not picking out the one that suits your narrative. I said his wife is a US citizen meaning he can as well leave the country and not bother about the mess going on but he chose to call out bad governance. That is what I mean.

@AnkaDede @nneooma Yeah, like what has his wife got to do with the discussion. E say na US citizen. Make we begin Dey dance?

The cost of fuel doubled on the same day Tinubu was sworn in, but you and your colleagues felt unbothered because you’d rather pay 100% more on fuel than advocate for good governance for those who cannot afford it. Now that your savings account is depleting, you are crashing out and telling us about politics. Keep paying 100k+ a night for fuel. The other day, it was Afolayan telling us about his 2 million Naira fuel bill. Tinubu is not going anywhere through complaints.

@OurFavOnlineDoc I’m suprised he is still in the country. Someone that his wife is a citizen of America or maybe he is still trying to regularize his papers. This thing wey we dey live for this country no be life.

I won’t be surprised if Kunle Remi leaves Nigeria within the next one year. From the videos he’s been making. Nigeria is an exhausting country. The problems are so much, so daunting, so terrible, so irritating, so hopeless that you will lose your mind, your sanity and if care is not taken, even your life. If you are not part of the criminal elite stealing money or the privileged honest few who can still float within the madness, Nigera will almost take your life. I think the strongest people in the world are the honest diligent hardworking people who, despite the madness and cluelessness of this lunatic government, they still find a way to keep hope alive.

@yabaleftonline You see mummy’s boy…. Any man that’s says “my mummy said this and that” or has to seek his mothers validation before he take a decision, run as fast as ur legs can carry you ladies

My mom told me not to settle with a woman who doesn’t have a job, no matter how much I love her - Singer Chike.

@kenkenlewu God forbid

My colleague took a ₦3 million loan in 2022 to support her boyfriend while he was preparing to relocate to the UK. Even after he moved and started school, she continued to send him money occasionally for support. Last December, he returned to Nigeria, only to marry another lady he met in the UK. When my colleague confronted him, he said; “My mum said I can’t marry a core Igbo woman. I should have told you earlier, but I was still hoping she might change her mind. Unfortunately, she insists. I will pay your money back.”

@itsTseTse This is the tweet 📌

Once you’ve experienced remote work earning in dollars, working at a Nigerian company will feel like slavery

@web3mamiii @Q_vee_ You don’t have to like beans. Ur tweet said “name a food that has a better rewarm value than spaghetti” ☺️

@Q_vee_ 😭I don’t like beans

Name a food that has a better rewarm value than spaghetti >>>>> It always tastes better after you warm it later or the next day

@DBankaa 😂😂😂😂 who is the person pls 🤭

I know someone that will give you her atm card and pin if you replace that akpụ with yellow garri. She's gone, no metakwalism

@maryakpa_n @leslingtton Imagine that “just N200” being taken out from 200 customers account. That is N40,000 already then imagine it taken out from millions of customers account. That man is an idiot by the way.

I saw a woman at the bank arguing over charges She was tired and wasn't shouting but trying to explain calmly. "Last week you removed ₦100. Yesterday, ₦200. Now another ₦200 again… for what exactly?" She wasn’t even raising her voice. Just trying to understand where her money was going. "I had over ₦2,000 in this account. Now it’s around ₦1,300." Then a man behind her said, "It’s just ₦200, why all this?" She told him, "That ₦200 is my transport" Because the truth is, It’s easy to call ₦200 "small money" when it’s not coming out of the last ₦2,000 you’re holding onto. Until it gets to your turn, you’ll understand.

Passing the phone to the girl that will be boarding international flights this year❤️

If i had 20 million, i would rather use the money to leave this country than stay and start something