blargh

@WhiteHouse Ewwww. Go fuck yourselves to death.

In a galaxy that demands strength - America stands ready. This is the way. May the 4th be with you.

@GriftReport Northampton

*resists arrest* *officer applies force* "Your abusing me" Twat

@AthleticBaddiez “Baddie”

@luishsccp @mrsundaymovies @wikipediabrown

kkkkkk vcs ficariam chocados

@TRobinsonNewEra @Grokipedia Not that it’s a bad thing you’re gay. Obviously.

@TRobinsonNewEra @Grokipedia Keep your panties on gay boy

Do not give a single penny to Wikipedia. Use @Grokipedia instead.

@Luck_7773 Flintoff?

Only hardcore fans can recognise this batsman.

@PaulHeatonSolo You guys recorded that 4 years before I was born. My dad got me into both Housemartins and Beautiful South. Still listen to both all the time.

40 years ago today, after 4 days of recording at Strongroom, finishing 3.30am the night before, we were at the Fallout Shelter in Turnham Green mixing Sheep/Anxious/Drop Down Dead/People Get Ready & I'll Be Your Shelter. Finishing at 11.10pm we had 4 pints at Diorama Arts Centre

@IanMacGilp @TightFive_Rugby Assume you mean today only?

@TightFive_Rugby Shame he's Northampton's only guy, or so it would seem.

This guy.

@Blazingoth Yes!

would you watch vlogs of me touring the country trying to find the best crab cakes ever??!?

been taking myself to random restaurants lately trying to find the best crab cakes.

@Dawgette777 Fuck yes

Boo

@BelovedFine I’ll do it.

@GoalsXtra Stop saying back to back goals.

Eric Smith | 🇩🇪 St. Pauli 3-3 Borussia Dortmund Back to back goals from home side ! x.com/killen45322/st…

@xchels_xo Congrats

Officially weighed in this morning at 8.13. Wow. 6 stone gone. I am so proud of myself!

@BBCSport Fucking hell.

It was meant to be 🥹 The late Diogo Jota wore the No. 20 shirt for Liverpool ❤

I wanna really, really, really wanna scissor scissor her.

@WestHam_Central You dumb?

Liverpool did Newcastle dirty 😂

@Nuecents37 ….?

Just found a stream of the new Superman in HD

@RucksSake lol

Give Marcus Smith the keys at 10 on Saturday. Travesty how he’s been used so far

Here is the individual suspected of firebombing a synagogue in Melbourne, Australia. Thoughts?