Ola.

@PoojaMedia How much was fuel ⛽ in 2004 ? 52 naira per litre. Do the match.

N160K in 2004 is like $1200 with good economy. He was a baller then.

@MindOfHeadking She has ego and she came over to your place just after talking for a few ? Even if na for Elon money make Una try to dey make make sense small na.

There’s this chick that has ego. I made it my mission to tear down her ego. We started talking for a minute. The link up was set. She came over to my place. We were chatting, then started business. All I wanted was to break her ego so I left her mid sex & told her I wasn’t feeling it like I thought I would. The look on her face. No guy has ever done that to her. I went to the bathroom, freshened up & told her to dress up. She was asking me what was wrong, I told her I wasn’t just feeling it. Her mood switched up. She freshened up. Wore her clothes & just sat without saying a word. She called her uber & left. When she got home, she brought up the conversation again. At this point, she was seeking my validation. She was hell bent on coming over again to prove herself to me. I declined. She’ll remember me forever.

@Dr_Pharouk iPhone 15 pro.

What kind of new phone do you really desire right now? Your helper might be watching 👀👀

@Hybrid_Ola Reminds me of my university days, dude wanted to pay for school fees but couldn't whilst the exams were fast approaching, The weyrey confessed to the client that he's actually a Nigerian and that he desperately need school fee, the client blocked him immediately 😂

This gist is crazy 😂 A lady was trying to get a gift card from a man while disguising herself as a white woman The man realized he was being sc@mmed and decided to call her on video. He recorded her while she apologized for trying to sc@m him, but she still asked for the card😭

@Dorneth2 @joshspot_tv Get lost.

@joshspot_tv Poor people too dey fear to take rîsk. Anytime una hear upgrade una go dey justify p0verty

"From Mainland to Lekki: How My Girlfriend Tried to Upgrade Me but Got Upgraded Instead!"

@LRNROSE At a public bus terminal. Just speak to any guy you see loading bus or sitting idle.

i am not a cop but how do people find weed in cities they dont live in?

@popup_tddy Making sure it's not too lit. I hate when a good blunt burn too fast.

Weed smokers,Why do we look at the blunt after we hit it?

@Fw_Funke @TJkings01 By who's design ?

@TJkings01 I don’t think you should blame her really, you are the man of the house and by design you should be the one catering for the family, not the other way around

I once moved from Abuja to Lagos to seek greener pasture and since I couldn't secure an apartment at the time, I chose to stay at my girlfriend's place even though our relationship was a new one but she was accommodating enough to allow me to stay with her. Everything was going fine until her house rent was due for payment, this girl has the effrontery to ask me to pay for the rent since I was the man here, it came to me as a shock and it was very funny at the same time since I never expected such from her.

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

@Realoilsheikh You are ev!l

Lawyers in the house, if someone admits that he has robbed banks (possibly in the process has killed many), but then after escaping by the whiskers, decided to abandon the robbery business & becomes a Pastor, does that legally cleared him of all the crimes he has committed in the past? Lawyers please.

@official_Gegeh Women.

As you get older, what are you starting to dislike the most?

@Skolex5 The thing pain me 😌.

To those of us without valentines Gift , camp here , let’s console ourselves 😂.

@Prestigious_Gt "I know you'll never talk to me again if we ever broke up"

Your Ex once said…………….? 😁

@Prestigious_Gt Watin you dey cook with 20k gas a month???

This is for men, women stay clear because you all have it easy. Income: Salary: 100k per month Expenses: Rent: 450k per year Gas: 20k per month Transport: 40k per month Foodstuff: 50k per month Data: 20k per month Nepa bill: 15k per month Miscellaneous: 25k per month Savings: ??? Come, tell me how are you doing it? Are you doing rituals? And everyone’s acting like everything is fine How Una dy do am abeg?

@Mazi_Chinonso1 She's talking from experience 😊. Listen to her.

Some men now budget how much they are going to spend on talking stages — lady reveals

@AJinx3377 You are not well

Ramon Abbas, popularly known as Hushpuppi, has reportedly been released and deported back to Nigeria following his 2022 sentencing in the United States. He was freed yesterday after serving time, reportedly due to good behavior and commitment during his stay in prison. Welcome back, Ray Hushpuppi.

@__CD2 I go lie for you? 😂😂

E get as you go suffer reach, once you guide you go stingy😂

@leodey4u Some na because dem don use the obourg for rituals, some na due to a very bad hygiene. No obourg that smells like fish is hereditary.

Wetin de really make some obough de smell like stock fish

@TheHildaBaci As a man still struggling, never camp a woman. No be only you go dey nack am. Where it gets dangerous is, her parents knows she's with you. She already told them she's in a serious relationship. Broke parents do not care about you, they are only glad their daughter is surviving

A girl that stays with you when you have nothing has another boyfriend who's providing for her

To enquire from a potential girlfriend about her age is inappropriate?