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There’s a hack. ‘Ctrl + Alt + Del’ to open task manager. Go to ‘Details’ tab. Find Power Bi or the required app. Right-click and select set priority. Change priority from normal to high. Thank me later 🤝

A windfall is not automatically wealth. It only becomes wealth when it starts protecting you, paying you, and improving your ability to earn. If you somehow find yourself with ₦20M, ₦100M, ₦1.4B or any amount of money you've never received as a lump sum before, your job is simple: Make sure no one in your bloodline ever has to ask this question again. Do not just spend it. Convert it into a system. Here's how to think about it🧵

@CaptainArinze @ruth_nasa @oku_yungx Congratulations Captain 🫡👏🏻👏🏻

Can we see the most beautiful picture in your Gallery? 👏🙏🏾🔥 📸

@ManLikeAkoh And they want 2 years 😂

2Bedroom 5m rent but you want a working class. You people are mad!

People who bet against Elon’s $SPCX already burned in the first week. Damn

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right? Nigerian: Yes. American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it? Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue. American: Oh. What did he say? Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book American: ...The law of love? Nigerian: I guess American: Okay. Did you send the military after them? Nigerian: Hmm... at times. American: What do you mean "at times"? Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel. American: Wait. They killed your soldiers? Nigerian: Yes. American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right? Nigerian: Mm... nah. American: What do you mean "nah"? Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love. American: Hold on. The prodigal son? Nigerian: Yes. American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson? Nigerian: Something like that. American: So you guys aren't doing anything? Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something. American: Okay. What are you doing? Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch. American: You're... rehabilitating them? Nigerian: Yes. American: Not prosecuting them? Nigerian: Not according to our president, no. American: WTF WTF WTF Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

The problem with Nigerians is you all actually think you have the same problem as Ghana , South Africa and co We’re literally on the same level as Congo , South Sudan if not worse .

Your heart is the engine of your body. If you want to actually live longer, do these three simple things tonight: 1. Walk for 10 minutes after dinner. If you can't do 10, do at least 2. 2. Eat your dinner early and stop abusing salt and seasoning cubes. 3. Sleep before midnight. Your body needs those 7-9 hours to repair itself. You can start today. Deal?

When a person becomes wise, the first thing they give up is showing off.

I said this shit at the last World Cup

If I wanted to maintain my current standard of living, but in Nigeria, it would cost too much to be realistic. Nigerian prices are way too expensive in USD terms despite having such a devalued currency, and I don't understand how everyone is quiet. That country is stupidly expensive for no reason at all🤷🏾

@CynthiaOzumba @nkaysyout Lol on the contrary, the higher you go, the fewer rounds it takes.

If the job isn't a CEO..CFO..COO..or any C-suite/SE position...there's absolutely no reason for Four rounds of interviews!!

Weak to my bones smh

I’m amazed at people who are addicted to consuming content that triggers them. Can never be me. If the algorithm starts to move weird, I immediately start pushing the “not interested” and “show less content like this” buttons.

fuel is no longer subsidized. even federal universities, which are supposed to be affordable, are now expensive. we're paying a fortune for gas. housing is out of reach for many people. security is non-existent. so what exactly is the government doing for us?

@TOPNK @dreeals Unlimited, till you see the “fair usage policy”.

@dreeals MTN Fibre X is from 30k and Airtel ODU is from 25k. Both are unlimited. Prices are determined by MBPS.

I’m paying 28K monthly for unlimited data in Kigali by the way 😂😂 Dem really don see Nigeria finish, and it’s because of the way politicians treat us.

@DINMA_GURL When is it enough

@no_games12 More money

Contentment

He retired.

@oku_yungx You guys project your ideals a lot on people.

You made money and all of a sudden, you want to get married immediately. That is a very sick mentality.

How is the average person surviving because wow. 14,400 naira go fill a 6kg camp gas?? Wtf

@Naplaymaker Shift abeg

I love Brighton and I love Yohanna Zadok but I don’t think this is the best move for him right now. I wish he went to Germany, maybe Dortmund or RB Leipzig. He’d have gotten more game time for his development in anywhere outside of the EPL. While he’s a great talent, he’s still very raw, he has a lot of growing up to do, things are lacking in his game and he needs time to brush those edges. The EPL doesn’t have the patience for that. They’d probably make him play u21 and U18 games, but he has outgrown that level, however not ready for 20-230 first team games at BHA. He needs more than 3-4 Cup games. It reminds me of Chrisantus Uche to Crystal Palace. He jumped his development ladder when he left Getafe for the London club. And we all saw how it turned out. But I will still root for Zadok, regardless and hope that he makes me swallow my words.