nog⚢🏳️‍⚧️

i’m gonna love her 4ever

you don’t understand the ants in my car increase Efficiency (not taking questions at this time)

when you censor words like rape you are circumventing my keyword filters and showing me things i don’t want to see 👍👍👍👍but good on you for keeping it clean!!

@twinkdefcon @hopoffz “trump admin is raping the economy” and nobody raises an eyebrow

the “male puberty is rape” discourse seems like much ado about what is basically a rhetorically provocative way of saying “male puberty was a grievously traumatizing violation of a bodily autonomy i believed i had”

@glunkotwo gf found 10 yen in our laundry room

where the fuck did i find this

trying to pet my insane cat in the morning is like playing with a bop-it that bites your shins if you do the wrong action

@braceletladyy love

my dream pants just came in

zohran mamstrobby

@jackg7171 @C_Sommerfeldt yea because he is stunning and fruity

@C_Sommerfeldt Everything with this guy is a photo op.

Mayor Zohran Mamdani and his DCWP commissioner, Sam Levine, are doing a live-streamed "mukbang" from City Hall to celebrate a local Dunkin Donuts/Taco Bell franchisee agreeing to pay a $1.5M settlement after workers accused the franchisee of scheduling violations.

@JDCocchiarella @hasanthehun that’s how you get a wife as a middle eastern guy and i’m not even joking just eat her mom’s food that she makes for u and you’re in 4life

@hasanthehun was right he’s an EATER

He’s on a generational run

If Ur a cat and U throw Ur poop out the litter tray Ur a bitch

You heard the man. In 2029 we must elect Jessica Tisch as Zohran’s new wife.

@soshivaniofher insecure as hell to have this reaction lol this is literally the same as when your boomer family members are like auuw wuell back in my day we didnt have that therapy nonsense or antidepressants life is supposed to be hard, and we drank water without a “brita filter” before woke

i’ve absolutely no respect for anyone who is injecting themselves w ozempic or any other GLP-1 drug for aesthetic reasons.

teeth😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

just realised i can leave post-its for our cats

@MyCheesePvffs huge♥️♥️♥️

@noah8enne Both of mine would 💖

would anyone my mom’s age like to call me by the name i chose

why the fuck is it tuesday

@hopoffz ♥️🍏🍎

you know what?? i love you. *aerates your apple juice*

@pollypocketmode umm this is what we use to dry glassware in our labs i feel like she could work

Can y'all ask your grandma's how they stored bangles I can't figure it out