dwight schrute

Ayy man I just want to die

Eating a muffin before gym 💪

as long as ke phela this concept will never exist for me man not even my wife would get such lol I mean I’ll def pay and give my girl money here and there but as far as giving her money every month like I’m her father ??? wa nyela, so what happens if you miss one month !⚰️⚰️

Black entrepreneurs applying for finance at a government funding institution.

Wish everyone was like this

I know the struggle of not having shoes or soccerboots, so I decided use my podium prize earnings this season to buy these for a child in need. As a 9-to-5 social runner, trying to use my Strides to effect change.

@GovernmentZA How many convictions?

#DIDYOUKNOW Billions recovered so far? 🔹 SIU: R2.89 billion 🔹 AFU: R8.142 billion 🔹 Total: R11.047 billion recovered Dirty money, reclaimed. 💸 #MadlangaCommission #Anticorruption #AssetRecovery #GovZAUpdates

OMAD 🙂‍↕️🫰🏾

The best running advice I got is to imagine there’s a rod coming out your ankle and you have to jump over it and you land with your foot directly below your hips. This significantly improved my cadence

if I had these meals throughout the day, I’d be unstoppable.

Why does he keep doing this?

I haven’t opened a spreadsheet this whole year

@phestahiver @RSASIU “We rely on whistleblowers or people reporting to our hotline, which is 0800 037 774.”

@RSASIU Where is your investigation on evergreen contracts at Eskom ? Where is your investigation on IPP prices at Eskom? Where is your investigation on diesel suppliers at Eskom? Where is your investigation on corruption at Medupi and Kusile at Eskom?

#KnowYourSIU| 1. The SIU does not target people nor do we investigate people. We investigate procurement processes in State Institutions and all levels of government departments, and it's through these processes that we find people who are responsible. In simple terms, we follow the money and the money leads us to people. 2. The law that governs the SIU states that the SIU does not identify its own investigations. We receive allegations, which we then assess to see if falls within our mandate, and we write a motivation for a proclamation to the President for authorisation. We rely on whistleblowers or people reporting to our hotline, which is 0800 037 774.

Being a reader and an adult with a full-time job is hard

My goat, Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi out here living care free, like he didn’t turn the country upside down. 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

Nice 👏 I love when works out

Maintaining

@NtusiLindo All the best 🙏

@noahxche Thank you very much 🫶

This is a good CV format. Easy to read