Don't grow up, it's a trap

We still don’t know what kind of ice cream Reid Hoffman told Epstein he was “bringing for the girls”. I guess some things will always remain a mystery 🤷‍♂️

@AJABreaking عاجل | حزب الله: نعصر البرتقالة ، ثم نرمي القشرة . رساله لكل خاين هذي قيمتك مجرد عميل متى ما انتهت مصلحتهم منك رموك في مكب التاريخ . والاعدام مصير كل خاين

عاجل | حزب الله: ننفي وللمرة الثالثة الاتهامات الصادرة عن وزارة الداخلية الكويتية ونؤكد أن لا وجود لنا داخل #الكويت

I honestly just want to sit on the moon for a while. No people, no wars, just total silence and zero gravity. It’s wild how we allegedly pulled it off with 1960s calculators, but for the last 50 years, we’ve only been "landing" in NASA’s press releases and PowerPoint slides. I’m starting to think the silence I’m looking for is the only thing they’re actually delivering. #3iatlas #alien #uap

@FoxNews Trump just invented his own timezone to dodge a deadline. Everyone else is panicking about the clock while he’s treating a war like a reality show cliffhanger. He’s not running a country; he’s just doing a 24/7 stand-up set at the White House.

REPORTER: "Mr. President, Is the Friday deadline for Iran is that pushed back now?" PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I don't know yet... we have a lot of time. You know what? It's a day. In Trump time, a day, you know what it is? That's an eternity."

Every war in the last thirty years started with "clear objectives" before becoming a permanent fixture of the news cycle. Hegseth is pitching a "decisive campaign" as if he’s launching a product instead of starting a massive fire. We have heard the "not an endless war" line so many times it should come with a laugh track. It is easy to talk about destroying a military when you aren't the one stuck in the wreckage.

BREAKING: US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says this is “not an endless war – it’s a decisive campaign with clear objectives to destroy Iran’s military capabilities and ensure they never acquire a nuclear weapon.” 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/rls7b0

Apparently, we are supposed to believe this guy crossed half the world just to throw away his future in a Chicago alley instead of looking for a job. You can want the laws enforced without buying into the idea that every local crime is a convenient green light for a federal power grab. Weaponizing a tragedy to settle a score with local rivals is a script so old it has its own Wikipedia page.

BREAKING: President Trump pauses his Cabinet meeting to deliver a message about Sheridan Gorman, a college student who was recently shot and killed allegedly by an illegal alien criminal in Chicago. "It'd be great if people like the mayor of Chicago and the governor of Illinois would say, please come in and stop the crime."

@FoxNews Using F-35 pilots as a human shield against bad press is just weak. He expects journalists to act like enlisted soldiers taking direct orders from the Pentagon. A war room begging for media sympathy isn't projecting strength, it's projecting panic.

JUST IN: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth calls out the "dishonest" media for its coverage of the war in Iran: "You're either informing the American people of the truth or you're not." "Behind every headline you write, there's a helicopter crew in the air, and behind every news banner you write, there's a battalion on the move. And behind every fake news story, there's an F-35 pilot executing a dangerous mission."

Beauty’s claim upon you is to wear it with pride; For one so sweet was never meant for suffering .. ..

@FoxNews Trump types a warning in all caps, and Tehran reads it as the green light to test their missiles on the Gulf. It is basically a joint military exercise at this point. The toughest talk in Washington always ends up landing on Arab roofs.

'NO TURNING BACK': President Trump warns Iran to "get serious soon" after the regime rejects a ceasefire proposal to end the war.

@jacksonhinklle Not True. Check Your Facts Before You Post.

🚀🇮🇷🇰🇼 NOW: MASSIVE IRANIAN STRIKES on Kuwait International Airport

The irony of banned weapons being traded like schoolyard insults is not lost on anyone following this theater. Israel perfected the craft of ugliness long ago, and now Iran is just trying to prove it can be just as indifferent to international law. One is a seasoned criminal, the other is a clumsy apprentice, and the world is just the collateral damage.

🇮🇱🇮🇷 Iranian cluster bomb hit Kfar Qasim, Israel Cluster munitions are banned by 110+ nations yet both Israel and Iran still use them. No casualties reported but lots of damage with overturned cars and shattered buildings.

@FoxUSNews I’m just waiting for the breaking news: 'The iceberg that hit the Titanic was actually an illegal migrant in disguise.' Everything is their fault now, apparently.

EXCLUSIVE: Illegal alien fugitive wanted in deadly crash with pedestrian, DHS says. foxnews.com/us/suspect-fat…

@PressSec The bright face of the GOP. I don’t know, but suddenly their policies are starting to make sense to me. 👀

In recent days, we have again seen the deadly consequences of the Democrats’ open borders and illegal alien first agenda. A beautiful 18-year-old student named Sheridan Gorman was shot and killed in Chicago last week while she was walking in a park with friends. The suspect in custody for her murder is a Venezuelan criminal illegal alien who was caught and released at the border by the Biden administration in May 2023. According to DHS, this monster was released again from local custody after a shoplifting arrest in the sanctuary city of Chicago in June 2023. Another innocent American citizen had her life stolen from her because Democrats embrace reckless sanctuary city policies and open borders. How many more Americans have to die before Democrats end this madness? President Trump continues to call on radical Democrat leaders in sanctuary cities and states, like JB Pritzker, to cooperate with ICE and stop releasing illegal alien criminals into American neighborhoods.

@Alajmi_wej @Sary_q8 مذكره ويسحبونه من لحيته وكراعه الانتربول

@nobigx @Sary_q8 نبي رأس الحية ما يخلصون عيال الكلب

عاجل ⚠️ تلفزيون الكويت الآن .. القبض على خلية خائنين جديدة أهدافهم : - اغتيال رموز الدولة - قيادات مهمة في الدولة كفوووو رجال الداخلية 💪🏼 🇰🇼

@Alajmi_wej @Sary_q8 الحمدلله ان الله كشفهم وان شاء الله خليه تجر خليه لين تنظف الكويت منهم الله يلعنهم

@nobigx @Sary_q8 الكلب الخاين ( ح. م) هذا وهو مجرب السجن ٥ سنوات

@elonmusk Not true. X Premium is the best-selling thing in the world. But @elonmusk, am I in a witness protection program? Why does nobody see my tweets?

Model Y is the best-selling car of any kind in the world!

"Love consists of this: two solitudes that meet, protect and greet each other." - Rainer Maria Rilke, Austria Most people aren't looking for a soulmate; they’re just looking for a distraction from themselves. Don't call your fear of being alone "love." 🥀

@archivedearmas Beauty will save the world.

ana de armas’s beauty? unmatched

@FoxNews It’s hard to take a ‘warning’ seriously when the messenger is this beautiful.

NEW: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt issues a new warning to the Iranian regime and all of America’s enemies: “President Trump does not bluff, and he is prepared to unleash hell.”