Henry Knox

@Howlingmutant0 Do you not make enough off Twitter to quit your job and move?

This has been fun but when do I get to go back to being anonymous

@GreyHairOpsGuy While a total piece of shit, Aubrey was responsible more than anyone else for huge bonuses and royalties being paid to landowners during the shale revolution. He outbid everyone.

A mineral owner required me and him to sign EVERY PAGE of his lease because he said Aubrey McClendon page slipped changes to his lease between signing and recording. When confronted, Aubrey replied, “sue me.”

@Howlingmutant0 You displaying zero change in tone after doxxing only solidifies your status as a legend of social media

The bull caught me trying to pump myself up in my little matadors outfit in front of the shed mirror and he slapped me so hard my AirPods flew out of my head like Sonic the Hedgehog rings

@Howlingmutant0 This is like an old timey job that perfectly suits the modern day diogenes. If you were an accountant my world would crumble

Where do you work Jake?

@L0m3z Actually very disappointing to me that he's not an ogre/untouchable

Shocked to hear yet another anonymous right wing poster beloved by hundreds of thousands of people for his wit and intelligence has been outed as a completely normal, handsome, well adjusted, likable guy.

@Howlingmutant0 Bro if you applied at my company I'd hire you without an interview

Getting doxxed from Goodreads gotta be the lamest way to go down of all time

@33decidueye Normal to want to, bad to actually do it. It's the final boss in a man's life to overcome this heartbreak and become unkillable

as a man is it bad to kill yourself over a girl or is that expected

@alinadorothea I just had my elementary school principal recommended for me despite having no contacts from that era

a man who broke my heart 12 years ago with whom i have no mutual friends and who is not a contact in my phone or a facebook friend, came up as a suggested account the other day and i then had to stare intensely at the wall for quite a while

@heresyhunter732 @st_louis_stan This is why girls were always treated as the smart kids. Teachers conflated compliance and conscientiousness with intelligence. People talk about how boys are favored in school, encouraged more, and I am dumbfounded by this claim

@st_louis_stan This entire discourse is broken from first principles because each side is talking about "intelligence" but one side means actual intelligence that challenges the status quo and the other side basically means compliance and rule following that same status quo.

MTFs should really stay silent on "what's going on with boys" discourse because their very existence is living proof that something went seriously and deeply wrong over the last few decades with how we raise and treat boys

@SydneyLWatson No he's sad bc he achieved his goal and yet remains profoundly unhappy. This betrays his life's work and core principles. It's Shakespearean, really

I think people misunderstood my tweet about Clavicular being "sad" yesterday. I don't think that because he's weird around girls and doesn't get it 100% right. I think it's sad that he's a 20 year old drug addict with body dysmorphia, and it's more advantageous online for him to be that way rather than getting help. Nobody around him seems to want him to get better either. It's sad as fuck.

@showbiz411 @kanyewest Jewish niggas be mad but the rest of us love you, @kanyewest

@kanyewest You can't make amends. That's not what's going on here. You carried on for years with hate against Jews, embracing the greatest villain of the 20th century who killed 6 million. Saying I'm sorry won't work. Not when you have a show on the 1st night of Passover

I know it takes time to understand the sincerity of my commitment to make amends I take full responsibility for what’s mine but I don’t want to put my fans in the middle of it My fans are everything to me Looking forward to the next shows See you at the top of the globe 🌏

@rushicrypto I used to take a 2 hour lunch to workout and probably 2 coffee breaks down to the lobby or next door. No one cared

did you know that in most white collar jobs you can just go for a 15-20 minutes walk multiple times a day and they just like don’t care

@bizlet7 Modern Dorian Gray

His main issue is that he wants to be someone else. He’s trying to an outgoing charismatic don juan while his true self is introverted, analytical and spergy. He’s trying to do what he did to his body and facial development to his personality which is taking all these fucking drugs and it’s leading to his downfall.

@keysmashbandit Agreed unless you replace your actual IQ with your self perception of your intelligence. Those are the worst kinds of people. Peggy Hill claiming an IQ of 170 despite never taking a test type people

IQ, especially one's personal IQ score, is one of the few things I consider a genuine infohazard, and I believe one should do whatever they can to avoid ever being assessed at any point in their life. Every single possible n carries huge potential to fuck up your self-perception, self-esteem, or your relationship to the common man, and probably it's going to do all three of those things. Just a complete and total net negative any way you slice it.

@Vahn16 The analysis is correct that clavs ideology or whatever is not very expansive. Like however right looksmaxxers are, how much can you say about it? He's going to have to pivot to at least one other topic or quickly become irrelevant. Quickly as in this year

the hot 60 minutes australia interviewer showed everybody how it's done, and I think we can all move on from this now

@EcadGuy2509 @BallerToy1327 Picardo?

@BallerToy1327 There one who’s been in every Star Trek series Star Trek /tng/ds9/voyager and probably all the rest do you know who it is

Worf is in the James Arness and Kelsey Gramer territory. #StarTrek

@FerrisB_86 My toxic belief as an older millennial who just read theory of poker and super system is that none of this shit really matters, at the very least at lower levels. People using precise statistics and game theory based on highly flawed/imprecise assumptions

Me: I haven’t played poker in 12 years, maybe it would be fun to go to a local card club. It’s the same game as it’s always been, I’m sure I would still get it. Poker guys:

@alphaman_111 This hasn't been true for at least 15 years for most elevators. Emergency services have keys

life hacks #6 How to use an elevator without stopping: 1. Hold the close door button until door closes, and keep holding. 2. Select the floor and hold both buttons until elevator starts moving. 3. You will go straight to that floor. No stops. This is built in every elevator so police and fire fighters to get to floors quicker.

@kevin_nealon So I says to mable I says...

I says to him I says

@DoctorLFC Killing my engagement

What is this new algorithm where you keep seeing the same set of posts repeatedly upon refreshing your timeline? 🤦🏾‍♂️