No Carry Caveman

Some of y’all need to design better deal toys. You know who you are

@MurrayHillGuy1 It’s so weird how you air out your entire life on twitter. Do you not have many friends or do you simply crave attention? I’ve never met anyone who does this and I find it fascinating

Girl at the bar rn is very open about having pierced tits (she’s 25 years old) Asking us if she should get rid of them if it’s immature or slutty My vote is no, keep em What we thinking?

@FalkTG So ironic that a central banker would say this. You should be the first to know half these cities don’t mean jack shit apart from housing regulatory bodies

The 5 cities that control the whole European economy

@action_thurman I’m jealous of you for coming up with this. Fuck you

Night 1 in the same bed as my formal date. Tried to get touchy but she went wacka flocka on me #nohands

FT exclusive: The EU is planning the biggest relaxation of its rules on corporate mergers in decades as Europe faces increasing pressure to build global champions capable of taking on US and Chinese rivals ft.trib.al/ojs5lb6

Fucking nasty. My dad was 32 when I was born. This has completely ruined my perception of him

Send out an amber alert for me, just found out my dad’s girlfriend is only 11 years older than mine

BREAKING NEWS: Astonishing audio of Kristi Noem being humiliated by husband Bryon: His desire to gender transition and chosen girl name... damaging ICE messages... and worst insult imaginable for a wife

I can make a homemade lasagna from scratch including the pasta and bechamel I can cook whole chicken breasts without making the outside dry or leaving the inside raw I can prepare eggs in 10 different ways and they all taste great But I am TOO FUCKING STUPID TO STEAM BROCCOLI

@EduardHabsburg How can you call yourself a Habsburg with such a weak chin? I demand you change your surname

Won't be able to check it out today, but I will be back

Gay for the money I’m a baggot

@Vinny_Daniel0 I was on a BCG alumni call the other day and those guys have absolutely maximized AI applications. Having a large IT - or better yet, AI - team will be worth a fortune for firms and smaller ones will undoubtedly get left behind as a result

As someone who works at a company that spends more per seat on subscriptions, software, and news services than practically anyone, it’s appalling how little access we have to cutting-edge AI applications and workflows. This feels like a big mistake for larger firms.

You can tell fintwit has grown up because no one tweets about alt w v g anymore

@nerdcircus_ @gregoryblotnick Clearly Gregory doesn’t love sosa

@gregoryblotnick have you heard of chief keef

been thinking about a very important question who is the 5th-best rapper of all time? top 4 is locked down (nas/jay/big/pac) for me, Black Thought or Jadakiss. 30 years runnin, every guest verse they on, thats THEIR track. that 5 seed is up for grabs…street prob has Em 🚮🤢

@netcapgirl @eriktorenberg @a16z That is wild. Congrats and best of luck!

i’ve spent enough time on the internet to know it’s the most important place in the world. it’s not separate from real life anymore. it is real life. i’m joining @eriktorenberg on the @a16z new media team to help shape the narrative arc of the future

Saying ‘idiocracy’ instead of ‘idiocy’

Bam if he was in that helicopter

Touching green I feel like Sam (I am)

@SulloReport Not how this works at all. McLaren sells cars for a living, so does Audi. Switching to an Audi partnership just for the sake of being “top of the midfield” for one year in F1 would’ve been idiotic. F1 is nothing more than a marketing gimmick to these companies

McLaren-Audi could have been a real thing but Zak Brown baulked at the idea of Audi having majority ownership of the team. Now with the Merc customer tea debacle and Audi hitting the ground straight at the top of the midfield… makes you think huh

Retail gasoline prices should be headed over $4/gallon based on this futures movement:

BREAKING: Thousands of Iraqi Kurdish fighters have launched a ground offensive into Iran, a U.S. official told Fox News.