Noel Francis

@FabrizioRomano en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_D…

🚨🔴 Patrick Dorgu to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place with Lecce, documents to be checked in next 24h. Fee will be €30m plus €5m in add-ons not guaranteed. Long term contract agreed days ago with the player… …and first signing for Rúben Amorim. 🤝🏻

Good to see @LukeShaw23 return to fitness, back as the linesman in Man U V Leicester #carabao

@al70 I’ll get an overlay going tomorrow

@MetEireann A mixed bag you mean

#Midweekupdate Thurs will be cold, sunny spells & showers, some heavy with a chance of hail & lightning, most frequent over the western half of the country, longer drier intervals further east🥶🌦️ Cold for Fri & the weekend with wintry showers at times & frost at night🥶❄️

@laoisman80 @elonmusk There ya go #ChatGPT

12 months ago, I was Person of the Year

@Barrymccarthy That’s some line!

Having ducked it up until now…. Ta-dah!

@Tommydev2561 39!

Your answer? 🤔

@al70 Hope ye honked your horns and gave them the fingers driving off.

This is so good 😂😂 It's hard to explain to someone who doesn't care about football why it's THAT enjoyable It's the best example of that tweet that said "dudes can literally just sit around naming random old footballers and have the best time"

@1PaddyMc Looks like you executed your infamous red card tackle!

@keithbunyan Yeah it’s pure shite

Pain in his hoop with the fireworks

@JustStop_Oil Imagine if the paint wasn’t water based.

🛢 They are demanding that the Government halts all new oil and gas consents and licences. 🏛 The buildings were chosen to represent the four pillars that support and maintain the power of the fossil fuel economy — government, security, finance and media.

🎃 BREAKING: LONDON PAINTED ORANGE 🎃 🧯 At 8:30am today, 6 Just Stop Oil supporters sprayed orange paint from fire extinguishers onto the Home Office, the MI5 building, the Bank of England and the headquarters of News Corp at London Bridge. 🎥 @cameraZoe

@Bobbysutts13 Generous with the blue line to be fair, probably off side by a greater amount in reality.

How is the hell is this offside?!? Never mind the fact that it hits the Sporting defender before Kane scores…game is gone #thfc #coys

@al70 😂 like a set of dentures

Seriously, why are Jedward all over my timeline???

@hynesalan @logical_conor Some kicks though

@al70 Really sorry to hear Alan, condolences to you, Martina and Milo.

Sky Glass, the new TV from Sky. Smarter than a smart TV.

Looks like my feedback was actioned

The lack of effort by the referee to mop up the floor sweat has been a highlight #JoshuaUsyk2