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@noelle______

Des Moines. Southside. Mother. Wife. U of Iowa Alum. Public Policy & Journalism.

Des Moines, IA Katılım Aralık 2012
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noelle@noelle______·
@JoyElaine18 @0ph3li4_ This mindset is the exact reason young people don’t have kids but you’re complaining about abortions on your page lmao
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Jelakic@JoyElaine18·
@0ph3li4_ Why would you just assume they will watch the baby if you didn’t check with them in advance.? Just because they are retired doesn’t mean you are entitled to their time for free babysitting at the drop of a hat.
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Fer🍄🤱@0ph3li4_·
I don't dislike my in laws enough lol i really don't. I'm supposed to have some minor surgery (wisdom teeth removal) today and when we told them about it they immediately told us they can't help with the baby because they have a trip planned already. The trip?
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Link@Dickfarmdunnz·
I watched so much jackass that it effected the way I talk so sometimes I pronounce things like Bam does
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Grip Skylark 💕✨
Grip Skylark 💕✨@talleyberrybaby·
I want his ACL on my desk by monday.
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Eric Matheny 🎙️
Eric Matheny 🎙️@ericmmatheny·
You can go out for dinner. Be minding your own business. Be a block away from any of this and still catch a stray bullet. Is it supposed to be a nice college town. You’re not even in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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noelle@noelle______·
@DHSgov This brain rot ass post LMAO what are we doing man
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WEIRD VAL@autismpills·
cant wait to see in 10 years when we have a shit ton of gen z parents refusing to let their kids have an ipad or phone because of the Horrors
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noelle@noelle______·
Trying to remember this documentary about women’s prisons that I watched during COVID and one of the women had “ima be that phat bitch” tattooed across her arm. Need an update on that diva.
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™️@lliveandalive·
I bet the honeymoon period of joining a cult is fucking awesome
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swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰
swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰@potatoslav·
it is very good for your kids to see you have hobbies and interests. you should read books, and go to concerts, and go out with your friends, and travel, and paint, and play sports, and enjoy life as a person and not just a parent. your child is watching you and learning from you and benefits from seeing you live a full life.
Laura Hudson 🇨🇦@latterdaylaura

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last. No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe. Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5. In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

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they/them might be giants ☭@babadookspinoza·
I love to look over at my fellow drivers on the road and see that driving is only like their 5th or 6th priority at the moment.
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jovan@ehjovan·
this tourette’s mess is the first time ive felt the woke leaving my body
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Skyler Higley@skyler_higley·
I’ve never known whether that Hasan piker guy is good or bad and I refuse to look into it.
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Chris Udalla
Chris Udalla@Cudalla·
that shit was beautiful man i might be Puerto Rican from now on if that’s cool with yall
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Abiyoyo@Naim__Ali·
I hate that some of yall keep saying “there’s nothing we can do” when we literally outnumber these mfs by the millions and they’re all 80 year old frail pedophiles. We could shove them to death
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mariana@pastapilled·
Idgaf if Addison Rae can sing live or not tbh. have you listened to diet pepsi
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so when a building is prewar i don’t actually know what war they’re referring to
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noelle@noelle______·
A big issue in today’s climate is that a lot of people are extremely, extremely stupid
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla@FanSince09·
“Don’t bring a gun to a protest if you don’t want to be killed duh. Also American Hero Kyle Rittenhouse will be in my podcast this week please listen”
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