noisyloop
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noisyloop
@noisyloop
Signal over noise, or noise over signal? The world's greatest at some things (probably?). Computers are cool, but go touch grass.
United States Katılım Mayıs 2026
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Zero days are both the best and worst thing for security.
The best becuse it gives awareness for serious issues within technology systems.
The worst because in many cases it’s turned into marketing slop and clout chasing.
The incentives to find zero days is high, but the incentives don’t always help organizations be more secure.
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@syntaxish I only followed one CISA account then yours. Seems good enough.
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@noisyloop My posts are just as useless as CISA's soooo pick your poison lmao
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Honestly the quality/age of information might be better from a non CISA acct 🤣
Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency@CISAgov
🚨ALERT: There are only 2 official CISA accounts on X. Shoutout @CISACyber. X assigns gray verification badges to recognized government accounts. Always check for the gray badge on a profile to make sure you’re engaging our official CISA pages before clicking links.
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@sec_hub93028 What if you build a huge one that the threat model goes up?
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@ZackKorman No joke, yesterday I read your page and thought you had an embroidery business and maybe just sick of bad sec, but this is pretty interesting. Glad I hit the follow button.
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@vxunderground If this is true then I should get 21 gov domains asap and slap Wordpress on them and go ham on the HTML.
Oh, now it all makes sense.
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@sec_hub93028 A redirect could encrypt all. Then ask for a trillion. Even if they don't want a trillion.
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@vxunderground You didn't miss anything. That's it. I did the math. There's 3 cats missing though.
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I've been extremely busy. Haven't been able to malware as much.
Here is what I saw:
- Linux security nerds big angry at some dude named Eric because he has been ignoring security things, or something, I don't know. Some drama about CopyFail and some Android stuff
- cPanel CVE destroying normies, botnets, compromises, spam spamming stuff
- Google not wanting to bug bounty as much because of AI slop. Bug bounty nerds throwing hands everywhere
- A bunch of nerds arguing about the WeezerOSINT guy, saying he's a criminal, others saying he is cool and badass
- A bunch of nerds angry at the Lunduke guy
- Will Dormann going ham sandwich on CopyFail
- More updates on those dorks who were in ALPHV but also cybersecurity negotiation people, they're cooked
- 15 year old arrested for cybercrime in France (stuff with Breached, I guess, I don't know).
- Everyone yapping about Fast16 still
- China tests spooky deep sea oceanic internet cable cutter thingy
- More NPM malware
- Apple Claude md thingie oopsie doopsie
Did I miss anything?

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